Movie you regret watching

[MaestroZidane]

Well, the title says it all, figured a make this thread after the Vanilla sky movie that Skip mentioned.

Epic Movie - have no idea why I even watched this piece of Shit, and regret even doing so.

The Matrix Revolutions - If series have a season when they should of stopped making them, then so should movie trilogies. This movie almost ruined what became a revolutionary movie series in movie graphics. I actually waited 7+ years to see this movie... should have waited longer

 

[Back Door Skip]

Vanilla Sky is up there...


Sex and the City - Mind you, I didn't watch it for myself, but it was still anything worse than I ever expected.


One Hour Photo - Watched recently and it reminded me of the reason why I think Robin Williams is a shitty actior. Shitty, boring, bland, seemingly going nowhere and otherwise it just made me feel like watching paint dry was a better alternative.

The Cutter - Another shitty Robin Williams movie. I don't remember why I chose to watch it. I believe I got it for a couple of dollars off a clearance rack and thought to give it a shot. Big mistake.

Employee of the Month - Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson should have been warning enough, but either way it was shit.


Fracture - Crappy movie. I don't remember much about it other that it sucked.

Shoot Em Up - I don't even know if this one counts as I walked out of the theater 20 minutes into the movie.

Twilight - The first movie... to my defense it was before it became what it is today, but either way I thought it sucked ass regardless.

The Hottie and the Nottie - A Paris Hilton movie. Once again, I watched it out of solidarity, but it was a heavy price to pay.

And a most likely unpopular opinion:


Lord of the Rings: It bored the shit out of me and I gave up two hours in. I don't get what the big deal is about.

I'm sure there's more but that's all I can think of for now.

 

[Waldo1639]

Last two I watched were Pompeii and 300: Rise of an Empire. I should have masturbate instead.

 

[Alex]

Last two I watched were Pompeii and 300: Rise of an Empire. I should have masturbate instead.

Why would a move stop you from masturbating? I often do both - sometimes even at once if the movie has the right kind of scenes.

 

[Filipower]

Badum tss

Tree of Life comes to mind when I think of regretting PAYING to see a movie.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I thought Tree of Life was very good.

I recently went to see a double bill of "rescued" black and white noir movies which had been discovered and restored after not being seen for decades, called The Chase and Gun Crazy, but there was a reason no-one had bothered to keep them, they were awful! $24 that double bill cost me.

Erm....... I am generally pretty good at not going to see absolute crap, and I rarely humour girls by watching their rubbish with them.

 

[Hisashi]

Can I just put the list of movies i regret watching and not explain why?

 

[Alex]

Can I just put the list of movies i regret watching and not explain why?

If you can take up a post asking this question, I'm sure you can post answering the thread's title...It doesn't say anywhere you have to say why - people just like to justify their responses. If you don't, then expect to have to defend backlash against your choices if they're good movies.

 

[Hisashi]

Alright.

The Aviator - I got really bored with the movie it was too long but since it's a leo movie i expected that but it was just really boring.

Adult World - I read that this was a indie-comedy? wth? comdey? it was so boring and it never had comedy in it. It was all emma complaining how her life sucked.

The World's End - It was like a remake of Shaun of the Dead except they used aliens here. It's was not a good comedy movie.

I regret watching every single movie in my country cause they're just terrible.

 

[Back Door Skip]

Why would a move stop you from masturbating? I often do both - sometimes even at once if the movie has the right kind of scenes.

Porn has ruined the illusion for me. It would have to be some raunchy ass stuff to get me going.


Long gone are the days where I'd wank to American Pie in VHS. Sigh...

 

[Alex]

Porn has ruined the illusion for me. It would have to be some raunchy ass stuff to get me going.


Long gone are the days where I'd wank to American Pie in VHS. Sigh...

Yeah, I'm basically the same. Though sometimes there are things that I really like that aren't proper porn. Has to be contextual though.

 

[Sepak]

Gore movies, I always get nauseated after watching them.
Dragon Ball Evolution, dafuq were they thinking?
Grown Ups 2, worst movie ever.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

None really. But I don't regret refusing to see The Human Centipede, which I will never ever watch under any circumstances.

 

[Mus]

None really. But I don't regret refusing to see The Human Centipede, which I will never ever watch under any circumstances.

It actually was extremely disappointing. The one scene I (and friends) was looking forward to was the surgery and it lasted all of 10 seconds

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I really don't need to see a guy shitting into a woman's mouth.

 

[Mus]

You see more closeups of people crying than anything else

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I really don't need to see a guy shitting into a woman's mouth.

You get enough of that at home.