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This is as close as I could find :(

 

RobbieD_PL

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Sepak;3587017 said:
Robbie reminds me of Humbert Humbert.

Except the genders and roles are reversed. I'm the young Humbert obsessed with the 40-smth Lolita.

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me marier à Julia à la sauvette et en s'enfuirant ensemble really turns me on.
 

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MaestroZidane;3587233 said:
Loser takes it up the behind

That's gay!

I'd only take it up the bum from french boobies; no shemale, no homo.

Besides, all pro-wrestling, including the porn kind, is scripted beforehand; That's the worst sport a bookie could vouch for.
 

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But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Julia is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she

Robert and Julia; a time-warp where no-one dies at the end.
 

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If I kill myself, Julia Zemiro will rape me in eternal bondage in hell, and she will brand both my penis and each of my testicles with her initials using a casting iron.

I don't feel very good...
 

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I know that's the best for everyone. Including me. But I suck at even killing myself.
 

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Lolita or Geli Raubel?

I'm smacking my testicles with a belt while listening to this song.
 


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