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Michael Jordan sued for being Michael Jordan

PaPaGeorGeo

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A Portland, Ore. man has filed a lawsuit for $832 million, saying he is tired of being mistaken for Michael Jordan, according to KGW-TV.

The television station's Web site says Allen Heckard filed the suit against His Airness and Nike founder Phil Knight on June 29 in county court, claiming to have been mistaken for the basketball legend nearly every day for the past 15 years.

Courtesy KGW.com

And he's tired of it.

"I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me," Heckard reportedly said.

Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. He is suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the world's most famous athletes.

Heckard, who stands slightly taller than 6 feet, says many people miss the fact that he is roughly six inches shorter than Jordan.

But Heckard bears a physical resemblance to Jordan because he has a shaved head, an earring in his left ear, and is in good physical shape — from playing basketball.

"Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.

Wouldn't most people consider that a compliment?

"Yes, don't get me wrong it's definitely a positive thing, because Michael, like I say is one of the best ball players that I've known to play the game. But then again, that's Michael and I'm me. So I want to be recognized as me just like Michael's being recognized as Michael."

The television station apparently caught Heckard wearing blue Air Jordan tennis shoes.

Is Heckard trying to look like Jordan?

No.

"They're very comfortable shoes to play ball in," said Heckard. "I play a lot of basketball and any other shoes I try to play in tend to hurt the bottom of my feet."

What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each?

"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288?FSO1&ATT=HMA
 

ShearerM4

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HAHA the bit about the shoes! Blatantly just trying to get a load of money for nothing, probably just bitter he hasn't done anything with his own life.
 

Shindig

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He's done it for 15 years. Just grow a beard or become a professional lookalike. You're not getting that money from Nike.
 

JFG_Lancer

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This is just another reason why us Americans are morans. He is suing him for defamation? How has looking like Jordan destroyed his life? If anything I think that looking like him would improve it. I'm just curious how this guy came up with $832 million
 

pashi

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ppl say i looks liek michel jordan but the indian michal jordan rashi rughani, but he has beard i hvae no beard, i keeps gets mistakes for him buts i dont sue him this person is jus after money i think?

i sued man for gettin glass in my eye an ididnt win as they sed it puts it there but why i stab mine own eye? if i dont win what chnce he have?
 

Pizarro14

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Anyone saw him in the Jimmy Kimmel show? lol he was outside the espy awards. And his cousin Sal (Kimmel's cousin) was picking random people and saying who does he look like? people would say hmmmm differen't things and the funniest one was by some guy who said "random black guy?". What a joke of a lawsuit seriously. His reasons are stupid and he's not gonna get a penny from this lawsuit.
 

Help?

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832 million! What's he gonna do with that, buy Chicago Red Bulls and rebuild their stadium or something?
 


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