Maths made easy with Manchester United

[Leeds4Life]

it's always fun to slag man u off a bit.

 

[Omi]

LOL, those really made me laugh out loud!!!
nice one, Jono!

 

[chris_gibson69]

haha, they're pretty good.

manyoo fans just can't take a joke

 

[Jono82]

Thanks for the support guys!

I'm glad someone else found them funny!

As for the Man U fans making bull**** statements about me posting it through jealousy because we (Everton) lost on the weekend...

This is for you.....

Because you couldnt be further from the truth... win lose or draw, I would have posted it anyway!

 

[Jono82]

Originally posted by Kibe Kru
and maybe that's because Everton fans (most of them) can have a laugh about their team too

I shared a joke with some Man United fans after this game... Esp. when Rooney missed the un-missable... but I think the classic moment of the game was when Man United was 3-0 up, and Everton drew level and maintained it for nearly 15 minutes!

 

[ShearerM4]

Originally posted by chris_gibson69
manyoo fans just can't take a joke

yeah it looks like it doesnt it !! man are some susceptible.

anyway .. back to another topic.. who cares about Rooney doing stepovers (or non stepovers to be precise).
I know another player who does millions of 'em but has only got one goal in the league.

personaly I'd rather be a rooney than a cRonaldo anyday.

 

[antithesis]

How did ShiftyPowers get the "eternally unbanned" status, lol?
I need that because the refs in here never give me yellows, always straight reds.

Anyway............the shiat is funny........

 

[enigma]

Originally posted by ShiftyPowers
This isn't funny? Bull**** it's not. I can't believe there are people who can't step out of the role of "Fanatical Glory Hunter" for just a second and take a joke.

exactly.

 

[::Jason::]

It wasn't that bad really. I don't mind.

I think it's lame and unsincere to go like " WTFWTF FAKA IN MALESIA WE SHOOT UNITED COLSE THIS THREAD PLEASE! CHRISTIANI7!!½½"

It's good to see some critisism at times, and this was a new form of it.

Maybe we should compile a similar one about Arsenal?

 

[Omi]

heh, i printed those and took them to school. made a few people chuckle

 

[antithesis]

Originally posted by ::Jason::
Maybe we should compile a similar one about Arsenal?

Arsenal has no enemies.

Dont you realise Arsenal is the most admired team in this forum.

 

[pennington10]

Originally posted by antithesis
Arsenal has no enemies.

Dont you realise Arsenal is the most admired team in this forum.

You must of forgotten Cyrstal Palace. They are the most admired team on these fourms.

 

[Cold_Ice]

I thought they were okay...

I agree with Forlan, lets make one for the gooners

 

[veron28]

A couple of Q's for Jono:-

1. As a percentage how much more has Ruud scored this season to Evertons top scorer?
2. How many kilometers away from Everton do you live ?

 

[Jono82]

A couple of Q's for Jono:-

1. As a percentage how much more has Ruud scored this season to Evertons top scorer?
2. How many kilometers away from Everton do you live ?

1. As a percentage, how much more did Dixie Dean score in the season he scored SIXTY (60) in a season, as compared to Ruud this season? - and saying that if he played today, he wouldnt score as many doesnt count as an answer!

2. Ask that to all the other Man United supporters here and then I'll tell you!
But I'll give you a hint... it's over 10,000 kilometres!

 

[AhmedK]

its all in good fun, calm down guys.


Now consider this...Ajax has won the CL more than any club in the UK...yet Ajax are a small dutch club.....this must mean that the UK sucks....yes i think thats right....

 

[bbranco10]

yeah i guess its all in fun. i dont care anymore. Please stop comparing rooney and ronaldo , it happens in so many threads.

 

[Hugo-45-Viana]

Originally posted by ShearerM4
yeah it looks like it doesnt it !! man are some susceptible.

anyway .. back to another topic.. who cares about Rooney doing stepovers (or non stepovers to be precise).
I know another player who does millions of 'em but has only got one goal in the league.

personaly I'd rather be a rooney than a cRonaldo anyday.

Look at the assists column.

Goals don't make the player.

AND btw: you'd really want to be a 300+ pound moron looking turd than to be a dude who gets to bang Mario Jardel's sister at the end of the day.

 

[Jono82]

Originally posted by Hugo-45-Viana

AND btw: you'd really want to be a 300+ pound moron looking turd than to be a dude who gets to bang Mario Jardel's sister at the end of the day.

Is that you?!

 

[bbranco10]

rooney can a tree
c.ronaldo is the ****e.

(joke)