Marry Our Daughter

[Help?]

Oh LAWD


http://marryourdaughter.com/

 

[shokz]

high five

 

[RobbieD_PL]

I woll gave hajr 6's raid shus! vaery nece!

But seriously, what f*cking demonination are they?

 

[jatin]

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

—Nancy A.

This better be a joke..but not able to find anything suggesting that on the site..yet!

 

[Ubik Valis]

America. Fu*k yeah!

 

[Hans]

*waits for Tom*

 

[per75005]

They should open an office in Edimburgh

 

[Help?]

I'm dissapointed that the faces are all blurred out. But that Mrs. James P. comment really killed me too.

 

[Keegan]

Kyra A. -Age: 14 ½,
Bride Price:
$27,995

She sounds like a bargain, but since there is no picture - I wonder how open her parents would be to negotiation?

 

[Johnny_Big]

serious business.

 

[goal_machine84]

Tom must be cumming all over SG

 

[Tom]

[/vimix]

 

[Mandieta6]

I bought Bobby his first wife through that place. They didn't blur the pictures back then. Prices were lower, too.

 

[Run DMB]

That is outrageous! I remember a couple of years ago you could buy a good, wholesome 15-year-old American girl for under 10,000. Nowadays it's 30,000 and up, and you're lucky if she's not a porker. It's those gas prices, they're driving all the other prices up. Just another industry where the developing countries have got our number. I have a buddy who bought himself a Ukranian bride for 5,000. She's fit, low maintenance and doesn't talk much because she's doesn't speak English. Superior product for a lower price, you can't compete with that. That's what happens when you don't have fair trade. ***in' NAFTA...

 

[Glorious]

damn the site is blocked on my pc, i will have to check it at home LOL

 

[Yossarian]

That is outrageous! I remember a couple of years ago you could buy a good, wholesome 15-year-old American girl for under 10,000. Nowadays it's 30,000 and up, and you're lucky if she's not a porker. It's those gas prices, they're driving all the other prices up. Just another industry where the developing countries have got our number. I have a buddy who bought himself a Ukranian bride for 5,000. She's fit, low maintenance and doesn't talk much because she's doesn't speak English. Superior product for a lower price, you can't compete with that. That's what happens when you don't have fair trade. ***in' NAFTA...

hurhur.......****in hilarious!


How do they assure the purity of these girls, man?

man, I'd be mighty pissed if I found out that some little farmboy prick stuck his dick in my chattel and sullied her before I did.......I'd go to the ends of the Earth to find that little bastard and then proceed to pulverize his anus with my offensively large man wand.....eeeehehehehe.

 

[Sir Calumn]

I proposed to Katelyn F. She's the youngest AND the cheapest I could find - what a score!

The first part of her description is "Our own Little Mermaid Katie Lynn swims like a fish and isn’t happy unless she’s getting wet!"

 

[treble41]

Freaky, this a hillbilly website? Sorry I just assumed it was Indian.

Sorry, it has to be a pisstakes, these chicks are younger than some of my friends. I mean 14???

 

[Mandieta6]

Yet they are older than most of your lovers?