Sir Didier Drogba
Head Official
Mourinho is not the only choice - you could try to poach pochettino, or tuchel, or cocu, or allegri, or take a punt on giggs, or Benitez might have relegation release clause, or even pellegrini, or Koeman though I am not sure the fans would take to another aging Dutchman. And there's always David moyes.