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Man tries to **** goat

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jumbo

Starting XI
hey hey hey, at least the sheep is gettin a free ride...

and most important of all, it's SAFE SEX.
 
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INFESTA

Official
Originally posted by Sir Didier*CFC
Hardly breaking news, here in Norfolk we average 3 cases of Bestiality a day. I've actually seen a man having sex with a goat, I was in a train and he was doing it in the middle of a field right by the train track.
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Well, as long as they're using a condom... :mrpimp:
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Originally posted by Dragan T
I don't.......I bet he didn't stand a chance against Hanek. :(
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Hahahahahahahahahaha that is pure genius! :D:D:D Or did I just interpret it wrong as no-one else seems to have got it :(

Originally posted by INFESTA

Well, as long as they're using a condom...
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Technically, the goat would have been under 16 so he could actually get done for paedophilia :o
 
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PhiLLer

Fan Favourite
Originally posted by Dragan T
Well, that's how Arash justified his "actions" the other day, so I guess so. :(
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What did he do to you?
I understand if you don't want to talk about it...
 
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bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
Originally posted by Vagegast
I think you're confusing coats with camels...

:(
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Do you believe in unlikelihoods? Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match. Unbelievable. I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here.

So, it was Ahmed that he saw? :(
 
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Vagegast

Banned for Life [He likes P. Diddy]
Originally posted by bjmenge
Do you believe in unlikelihoods? Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match. Unbelievable. I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here.

So, it was Ahmed that he saw? :(
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Yeah, he was bragging about having some kind of cameo in a big Hollywood movie. I always thought it was some cheap beastiality porn movie, not Dodgeball :(
 
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nannyville

Red Card - Life [Multiple Accounts + Gay Username]
Life Ban
hahah we were just learinging about this kinda stuff in my biology class

how u cant mate a man and a goat... for example.

haha


something to do with chromosome numbers when meiosis occurs

go new zealand
 
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