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PLANET FOOTBALL GOalS AROUND THE SUN
football is the beautiful game then listen to this
If you play some other sport then your sport is shi!t
Lets get this straight once and for all
Its not called soccer 200 ******* countries calls it football
So if your confused you must be retarded and dumb
And you probably get excited over some gay ass homerun
Ha baseball its boring as hell too
And if its America’s past time they must have nothing else to do
1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base sounds like sex
Catcher on his knees, guys stroking hard objects oh what’s next
Fags in tight pants if they went on strike I wouldn’t miss it
Hey if you want a sport fat boys go play cricket
Then there is basketball they get to play indoor
And if you touch the guy he screams foul like a 8 foot giant whore
We get to play in 100degrees hot weather and 0 degree cold
They bounce big balls and throw it in each other’s hole
Then you going to sit there and say you’re a balla
Nigga please you fake and nothing but an actor
Its so easy to score that’s not excitement or drama
Man don’t ever say you’re a true player save it for your mama
Then this **** ass league fake ass football the NFL
First of all this aint real football so what the hell
Before you even say your tough and step up to me
There is another sport that they tackle without pads call rugby
American football is a rip off fake violence, its whack
If I was a fan I need a refund so give me my quarter back lol
If its so athletic why are they fat players this is silly
These guys so ******* overweight and fat they trip over their titties
And tight pants and pads is what I call gay
And why do you get 6 points for running across a line for anyway
If you were smart enough you would know that’s not a skill
Want to see f-cking magic and flair then go watch Brazil
We all know why you wear a helmet on your head
Because your saving your brain cells even though they are all dead
Jumping on each other wow TOUCHDOWN on the guys ass
Think I would play this sh!t, nope sorry I will have to pass
Who’s next oh boy that game called ice hockey
What the hell is this suppose to be its f-ckery
Guys in pads you call that a fight what a laugh
You pussies have a stick then use it to hit someone’s head off
Figure skating is for girls you dumb Carlos*ass
Hockey kinda look like our football but you forgot the grass
Its funny how you guys skate and actually see that puck
Its so small but it reminds you of your dick you little f(ck
If you have talent and want a real sport
Play real football don’t you see we shove it down the worlds throat
90 minutes of passion and no timeouts for you fat pussies
And for all the guys that said soccer is for wussies
If our fans fight and kill each other and riot
How can you call us wussies so sh1t please be quiet
See we got hooligans and ultras and players are world class
Your sport got fans eating hot dogs on their fat ass
Your fans get mad and say BOO! Our fans throw stones and carry knives
And we will ******* drink your beer and **** all your wives
If we had cheerleaders they would show us their tits
Planet earth is now Planet Football sorry we took over little bitch
Comments please lol hope yall enjoyed it cya
football is the beautiful game then listen to this
If you play some other sport then your sport is shi!t
Lets get this straight once and for all
Its not called soccer 200 ******* countries calls it football
So if your confused you must be retarded and dumb
And you probably get excited over some gay ass homerun
Ha baseball its boring as hell too
And if its America’s past time they must have nothing else to do
1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base sounds like sex
Catcher on his knees, guys stroking hard objects oh what’s next
Fags in tight pants if they went on strike I wouldn’t miss it
Hey if you want a sport fat boys go play cricket
Then there is basketball they get to play indoor
And if you touch the guy he screams foul like a 8 foot giant whore
We get to play in 100degrees hot weather and 0 degree cold
They bounce big balls and throw it in each other’s hole
Then you going to sit there and say you’re a balla
Nigga please you fake and nothing but an actor
Its so easy to score that’s not excitement or drama
Man don’t ever say you’re a true player save it for your mama
Then this **** ass league fake ass football the NFL
First of all this aint real football so what the hell
Before you even say your tough and step up to me
There is another sport that they tackle without pads call rugby
American football is a rip off fake violence, its whack
If I was a fan I need a refund so give me my quarter back lol
If its so athletic why are they fat players this is silly
These guys so ******* overweight and fat they trip over their titties
And tight pants and pads is what I call gay
And why do you get 6 points for running across a line for anyway
If you were smart enough you would know that’s not a skill
Want to see f-cking magic and flair then go watch Brazil
We all know why you wear a helmet on your head
Because your saving your brain cells even though they are all dead
Jumping on each other wow TOUCHDOWN on the guys ass
Think I would play this sh!t, nope sorry I will have to pass
Who’s next oh boy that game called ice hockey
What the hell is this suppose to be its f-ckery
Guys in pads you call that a fight what a laugh
You pussies have a stick then use it to hit someone’s head off
Figure skating is for girls you dumb Carlos*ass
Hockey kinda look like our football but you forgot the grass
Its funny how you guys skate and actually see that puck
Its so small but it reminds you of your dick you little f(ck
If you have talent and want a real sport
Play real football don’t you see we shove it down the worlds throat
90 minutes of passion and no timeouts for you fat pussies
And for all the guys that said soccer is for wussies
If our fans fight and kill each other and riot
How can you call us wussies so sh1t please be quiet
See we got hooligans and ultras and players are world class
Your sport got fans eating hot dogs on their fat ass
Your fans get mad and say BOO! Our fans throw stones and carry knives
And we will ******* drink your beer and **** all your wives
If we had cheerleaders they would show us their tits
Planet earth is now Planet Football sorry we took over little bitch
Comments please lol hope yall enjoyed it cya
