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LITREBALL


Litreball was made long time ago, in Russia. Nowadays this kind of sport is beening played in whole world. Unfortunetlly proper arena for litreball championships is only in Moscow. ( field 100mx100m and capacity - 30'000), that's why all stages of World cup occurs in Moscow.

Sponsors - Russian government, R. Ahuennich, McD's, and many more independent persons.

Results of last WC:

1) Place - Russia ( 30,8 promiles )
2) Place - Latvia ( 26,2 promiles )
3) Place - Ireland ( 9,9 promiles )

MVP of the tournament - Sergay Vladimirocich

Equipment -

Shirt with logotype of Litreball


Glasses (essentiall equipment)


Bucket...


resources:
www.esports.lv
www.литрабол.ru
www.litrabols.lv/vēsture.php [/quote]

Olympic logo for litreball -

World record holder -

New game released by EA sports - "National Litreball Asotiation Live 07" -

Russian nat. team on trainig camp -

Substitute bench -

Promotion banner of NLA -

Latvian Litreball League logo -
 

Tom

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dude you're trying too hard. If this Sir_Didier_Drogba, Yoss, Recain, whoever, spending this long to do a thread that isnt on the same level as something Tajike would do is pointless, and a real waste of time.

You should be ashamed of yourself (H)
 

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Tom;2291970 said:
dude you're trying too hard. If this Sir_Didier_Drogba, Yoss, Recain, whoever, spending this long to do a thread that isnt on the same level as something Tajike would do is pointless, and a real waste of time.

You should be ashamed of yourself (H)

I didn't made that! I just translated from Latvian, and i found it funny!
 

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CarlosDanger;2292110 said:
Even in losing themselves in alcoholic perdition (H)

Puting ourselves in second place, I just wanted to show how many good Russian litreball players got Latvian citizenship. They are true professionals, who are practising all day long 24/7, so we could make good national team.:)
 

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Unofficial news! Texas "0,7ers" wants to buy 4 players of Latvian national litreball team. Texas are ready to offer LLL team "Where the **** are we?!" 4 bottles of "Johny Walker" and 1 pint of "Johny don't walk anymore". We don't know, who are these players for sure, but people with right connections are telling, that they are Andrey Rednose, Oleg Ares@itinginhispaints, Vitaliy Throwup and Fjodor (he's too drunk to remember his surname, so NLA don't rush to accept his playing licence). Reason for transfer - they have problems with attitude. They're not "training" hard enough!

resources Euronews, ESPN, Reuters, litrabols.tk
 

Tajike

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ZZbatam;2292903 said:
Unofficial news! Texas "0,7ers" wants to buy 4 players of Latvian national litreball team. Texas are ready to offer LLL team "Where the **** are we?!" 4 bottles of "Johny Walker" and 1 pint of "Johny don't walk anymore". We don't know who are these players for sure, but people with right connections are telling, that they are Andrey Rednose, Oleg Ares@itinginhispaints, Vitaliy Throwup and Fjodor (he's too drunk to remember his surname, so NLA don't rush to accept his playing licence).

resource euronews, ESPN, Reuters, litrabols.tk

I sincerely want to "feed" you to a gang of Russian nationalists
 

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Few days ago administration of NLA confirmed final list of teams. They decided, that there will be 9 teams in first season of NLA.

Texas "0,7ers"
Arizona "Tequilas"
Quebec "Screaming Drinkers"
New York "Alcoholics"
Atlanta "Fill up one more""
Carlos*sonville "Full Bottles"
Dallas "Drunk Stars"
Calgary "Cheers"

resources Euronews, ESPN, Reuters, litrabols.tk
 

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Tajike;2292905 said:
I sincerely want to "feed" you to a gang of Russian nationalists

They won't be able to "eat" me, because I would break all their tooth out!:jambo:
 


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