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Deisler

Red Card [Being a douche] exp. 22/1/06
DOmino
Whoever had the idea to make Kiera a thugish looking beautty must have been on drugs.
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
^^hurhur



Shortbus

I first became aware of this movie at the TIFF last year, and the controversy that surrounded it really piqued my interest (lots of dick/pussy shots, heavy duty, real *******, with penetration being shown...hey, man...what can I say? I loves mah smut...W00T..woot....W00T)...and, and, also because Sook Yin Lee (a chick that I've dug ever since her MuchMusic VeeJaying days) happened to be in it with a prominent role.....

Anyway, yeah. I had the chance to see it with a couple of friends last night and ahhh, I guess you could say that we were faintly shocked by the sex scenes (about as hardcore as your typical porn but not nearly as exploitative and unrealistic) The story is post 911, set to the back-drop of New York and the massive 2003 (?) blackout. There are three or four main characters.....the sex therapist wife and her husband who seem to have a sex life that's great and expansive except for the fact that the wife, no matter what the position is or how good the sex is, is unable to have an orgasm and consequently becomes neurotic about it which invariably renders feelings of inadequacy and extreme self-loathing in her already half-a-fag husband, you know? Then there's the homo couple who's love for one another is waning due to the maniacally depressive and even suicidal side of one of them and their quest to renew their relationship, and finally a lonely dominatrix chick who wants to get out of this circus life that she's created for herself and retreat into a "normal" existence.


BE WARNED: A lot of homo sex scenes in this movie.......probably even more so than the hetero ones and they're all very raw and real, no fluffy artificial **** here, man. This right here is 100% concentrated sex of all kinds, involving people from all walks of life....homos, straights, trannys, bis, big ones, small ones, beautiful ones, not so pretty ones, and all kinds of other weirdos, man.

If you dug Hedwig and the Angry Inch even the slightest, then I think that you should be able to digest this one rather well imo.
 

CarlosDanger

Starting XI
Yossarian;2293547 said:
^^hurhur

Shortbus

I first became aware of this movie at the TIFF last year, and the controversy that surrounded it really piqued my interest (lots of dick/pussy shots, heavy duty, real *******, with penetration being shown...hey, man...what can I say? I loves mah smut...W00T..woot....W00T)...and, and, also because Sook Yin Lee (a chick that I've dug ever since her MuchMusic VeeJaying days) happened to be in it with a prominent role.....

Anyway, yeah. I had the chance to see it with a couple of friends last night and ahhh, I guess you could say that we were faintly shocked by the sex scenes (about as hardcore as your typical porn but not nearly as exploitative and unrealistic) The story is post 911, set to the back-drop of New York and the massive 2003 (?) blackout. There are three or four main characters.....the sex therapist wife and her husband who seem to have a sex life that's great and expansive except for the fact that the wife, no matter what the position is or how good the sex is, is unable to have an orgasm and consequently becomes neurotic about it which invariably renders feelings of inadequacy and extreme self-loathing in her already half-a-fag husband, you know? Then there's the homo couple who's love for one another is waning due to the maniacally depressive and even suicidal side of one of them and their quest to renew their relationship, and finally a lonely dominatrix chick who wants to get out of this circus life that she's created for herself and retreat into a "normal" existence.


BE WARNED: A lot of homo sex scenes in this movie.......probably even more so than the hetero ones and they're all very raw and real, no fluffy artificial **** here, man. This right here is 100% concentrated sex of all kinds, involving people from all walks of life....homos, straights, trannys, bis, big ones, small ones, beautiful ones, not so pretty ones, and all kinds of other weirdos, man.

If you dug Hedwig and the Angry Inch even the slightest, then I think that you should be able to digest this one rather well imo.

Sounds like my kind of film (Y) I too used want to dig out Sook Yin...she would be a good candidate for that admitting you would like to bang thread.

I was on the crew of Hedwig (H) Production Assistant...

:( IMDB spelled my last name wrong... in a most comical manner (H)
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
hahaha......yeah, she's definitely not a beauty in the classical/mainstream sense, but she's also not a dog either. She just has her own uniqueness about her that's sexy to me, man. Let me tell you, bro. She definitely gets her beaver bashed in this flick and finger bangs herself to exhaustion......oh, she also bumps c/unts with one of the other lead characters.....see what I mean?

Hey, about your job.....were you actually on set for the making of the movie? Or did this movie even have an actual fixed set?
 

CarlosDanger

Starting XI
Yossarian;2293572 said:
hahaha......yeah, she's definitely not a beauty in the classical/mainstream sense, but she's also not a dog either. She just has her own uniqueness about her that's sexy to me, man. Let me tell you, bro. She definitely gets her beaver bashed in this flick and finger bangs herself to exhaustion......oh, she also bumps c/unts with one of the other lead characters.....see what I mean?

Hey, about your job.....were you actually on set for the making of the movie? Or did this movie even have an actual fixed set?

Not much set time... I was an office boy basically. It was a really interesting production since it was more New York people than LA. The people weren't so pretentious like you can get with the west-coasters. I really enjoyed it as it was my first ever movie production.
 

Filipower

Bunburyist
"It's everything you need to get through the next two years of George Bush"
John Cameron Mitchell (Shortbus director) about the film (H)
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
CarlosDanger;2293578 said:
Not much set time... I was an office boy basically. It was a really interesting production since it was more New York people than LA. The people weren't so pretentious like you can get with the west-coasters. I really enjoyed it as it was my first ever movie production.


Cool.....so, not a lot of glamour involved, eh? Mostly grunt work, eh? Logistics, making calls, writing **** down....that kind of stuff, eh?
 

CarlosDanger

Starting XI
Yossarian;2293954 said:
Cool.....so, not a lot of glamour involved, eh? Mostly grunt work, eh? Logistics, making calls, writing **** down....that kind of stuff, eh?

Mostly making copies, answering the phone, getting lunches, driving the daily rushes down to the shop to get processed. Grocery shopping for office craft, cleaning up the office, filing, photocopying scripts, deliveries....

An office PA does a whole lot of stuff...

I also got to be Leslie Nielson's assistant for a couple of days...he's like a funny old uncle or something... hilarious guy.
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
CarlosDanger;2293978 said:
Mostly making copies, answering the phone, getting lunches, driving the daily rushes down to the shop to get processed. Grocery shopping for office craft, cleaning up the office, filing, photocopying scripts, deliveries....

An office PA does a whole lot of stuff...

I also got to be Leslie Nielson's assistant for a couple of days...he's like a funny old uncle or something... hilarious guy.


I think that you forgot your other titles, bro. "The procurer of fine ass bitches" and also....."Coke runner"

Those ****ers better be paying you ridiculous sums of money and not dem Nigger-like wages for all that **** that you just described, bro.
 

CarlosDanger

Starting XI
Yossarian;2294026 said:
I think that you forgot your other titles, bro. "The procurer of fine ass bitches" and also....."Coke runner"

Those ****ers better be paying you ridiculous sums of money and not dem Nigger-like wages for all that **** that you just described, bro.

Well...the pay wasn't that bad when I did that job, but that was like 6 years ago. Now I am a Sales and Marketing Support Specialist (H)

I make really nice powerpoint presentations.
 

Chacarita Juniors

The artist formerly known as ronnifan9
Son of the Bride
An Inconvenient Truth
Tapas
Clerks.
El Juego de la Verdad

Natalia Verbeke, she's in 2 of the movies I listed and I have to admit I'm deeply enamored with her.



This picture doesn't do justice, I couldn't find a good one. One that shows how yummy she really is.

Edit: Borat, I forgot to mention it.
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
"300"

(king (H))

Good movie, entertaining, visually stunning (loved the glossy look), with plenty of blood, gore, and some boobs as well. Nice (Y)

4/5
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
ronnifan9;2294640 said:
Son of the Bride
An Inconvenient Truth
Tapas
Clerks.
El Juego de la Verdad

Natalia Verbeke, she's in 2 of the movies I listed and I have to admit I'm deeply enamored with her.




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MY GOD, she's gorgeous!!!
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Rebecca............. JESUS CHRIST ITS A GOOD ******* MOVIE......... best Hitchcock ever, absolutely brilliant were it not for the cop out happy(ish) ending. Genuninely frightening, unpredictable and beautiful. GREAT acting. Olivier is tha shiznit.

My favourite quote: "I'm asking you to marry me, you little fool!" - now THATS how you should propose!!!

Now imagine that coming out of this man:



Dont tell me you wouldnt be ripping off that tweed in seconds.

BRILLIANT movie, one the best I've seen in a LONG LONG time. This post is ALSO the BEST use of CAPITALS I've seen in a LONG LONG time.

Oh and did I mention the score, script and photography are all world class.
 

$teauA

Superstar
Borat on DVD with my parents (H)

the extras are hilarious. He should have taken out some of the scenes from the movie to include the supermarket scene (and this? cheese, and this here? cheese, what about this? cheese :funny: ) and the Baywatch spoof, that was just glorious.
 

Deisler

Red Card [Being a douche] exp. 22/1/06
300 was one piece of garbage. The story sucked, the fact that they had made it a SciFi movie is even worse. Kick @ss actiaon yeah but make up a good plot ffs.

Ghost ryder, was actually not that bad. I was expecting worse. The movie was entertaining and fun to watch.
 


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