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JJ

Guest
Nah, i had me sunday scran... roast beef, yorkshire puddin', spuds 'n' gravy.
 
J

JJ

Guest
Phil ya cheeky git (H)...

Ey Ewan we all know why River Mersey runs thru Liverpool - cos if it walked, it'd get mugged (H)
 
J

JJ

Guest
Haha

Whadya call a Scouser in the front of a Mondeo?
Joyrider.

Whadya call a Scouser in the back of a Mondeo?
Arrested.

Whadya call a Scouser who's just had an abortion?
A crime prevention officer.
 
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Haukur Gudnason

::President Scouser::
A customer who had ordered some Welsh lamb from her butcher, suspected that the meat she had been given was not the genuine article.

"Are you sure this is real Welsh lamb?" she demanded, angrily.

"Well, Mrs. Jenkins", confessed the butcher,

"That lamb was really born in New Zealand but I can assure you it had Welsh parents."



Wales: where the men are men, and so are the women - and the sheep are scared.


:dragan:
 
J

JJ

Guest
Bit like some of the egg-chasers playing for the Welsh national team under the Graham Henry era... (H)...

Ewan ya Scouse Git (H)
 
J

JJ

Guest
The Scouse version of "Silence of the Lambs" is called "Shut up Ewes" (H)
 
scouser09

scouser09

Senior Squad
id rather be steriotyped as a theif than a sheep shagger

btw all the cars in my street still have the hubcaps :)

:dragan:
 
J

JJ

Guest
All the cars here have worse than stolen hubcaps... they have no windows as a result of yobs petrolbombing them (H) :dragan:
 
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