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Dan the monkey
Guest
God can you seb and andrew jus get a room
son asks while mom is takin a shower mommy why do you have furry hair on the lower bottom of ur bellybutton mom says o its my garden then dad takes a shower son asks daddy wats that long thing? dad says its a snake a few hours later son sees his parents havin sex and says mommy mommy!!! theirs a snake in ur garden!!
hehe that one always gets me lol!!
David Beckham got back to spain after christmas and found to dustbin men at his house.
Dustbin man 'Mr beckham. Where your Bin?
David 'I have bin over to England to spend christmas with my family
Dustbin man 'No no no, where your dust bin?
David 'Yeh i dust bin over to england'
Dustbin man 'No no no David, where your wheelie bin?'
David 'Wheelie i is bin over to england!
Dustbin man 'Mr beckham. Where your Bin?
David 'I have bin over to England to spend christmas with my family
Dustbin man 'No no no, where your dust bin?
David 'Yeh i dust bin over to england'
Dustbin man 'No no no David, where your wheelie bin?'
David 'Wheelie i is bin over to england!
nickclubman
Starting XI
!!NK.
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Sir Calumn
Guest
Gareth (voetballiefhebb) told me this one.
A recent survery revealed that 70% of black people have had sex in the shower. The survey went on to reveal that 30% of black people have never been to prison
A recent survery revealed that 70% of black people have had sex in the shower. The survey went on to reveal that 30% of black people have never been to prison
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Dan the monkey
Guest
Lol!
Ubik Valis
Croatian Viking
Originally posted by Sir Didier*CFC
Gareth (voetballiefhebb) told me this one.
A recent survery revealed that 70% of black people have had sex in the shower. The survey went on to reveal that 30% of black people have never been to prison
Yep, that sounds like him alright.
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Sir Calumn
Guest
The man is a legend.
Ubik Valis
Croatian Viking
Originally posted by Sir Didier*CFC
The man is a legend.
I poop on him.
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Sir Calumn
Guest
He may be a legend but he's not as sexy as you, Dragan.Originally posted by Dragan T
I poop on him.
Ubik Valis
Croatian Viking
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Sir Calumn
Guest
"Recently, a racial equality foundation complained the BBC werent showing enough black people on TV. To combat this, the BBC decided to show crimewatch 5 times a week"
Another classic from Gareth
Another classic from Gareth