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John Terry sex in car parks

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John 5

Youth Team
Rob said:
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Bet you she got a photo with him as a fan thing "can I have my photo with you?", then bam, you take a photo of his car as they could of been waiting for him at training, take a photo of that.

Then make a nice fake of two phones with the messages on them, and then put a nice picture at the top of the girl as a skank.

Oh and then! Write a bullsh*t story for it, and you know what you have? An Article in The Sun that morons believe.
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Just admit it you know it's true.
 
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TheBlueBalla

Starting XI
Bobby said:
Same could be said for R Kelly tho
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Point taken, but R. Kelley is like no other, in his persona or his art. Example

I started inchin out
He says no I want you to see this
Said I gotta get out this house
He said not til I reveal my secret
I’m like what is goin on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
Hello, Baby, turn the car around
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click)
He looks at me and says well since we’re all comin out the closet
I’m not about to be the only one that’s broken hearted
She said what do you mean
And he said just wait and see
I said somebody betta talk to me
And then his phone rings
He picks up and somebody says sweetheart I’m downstairs
And he’s like I’ll buzz you up
I’m on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs
And I’m like who is this mystery lady that you’re talking to
He says in time you both will know the shockin truth
Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time
Then I said nigga Imma shoot you both if you don’t say what’s on ya mind
( (H) )
He said wait I hear somebody comin up the stairs
And I’m lookin at the door
He says I think you betta sit down in the chair
I says I’m gonna count to four
1, he says "mister wait!"
2, she says "please don’t shoot!"
3, he says "don’t shoot me!"
4, she screams
Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands
He opens the door, I can't believe it's a man... man....(man, man)
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(Y)
 
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Kulixs

Starting XI
Vagegast said:
What's the age of consent in Florida?
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It doesn't matter really, because it is 16 in England. Its funny how all these Chelsea fans calling this story "Bull****" believe the same crap "The Sun" says about Man Utd everytime they get bored and think they should make a story up.

EDIT: It's also hilarious how at the bottom of the article it says "Give The Sun A Story and Earn £'s". I bet that played no part in this little story :|
 
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bigp

Reserve Team
Why are Chelsea fans getting upset about their player having sex with a girl? Are they gay or something? :p j/k
 
Ebonix

Ebonix

YELLOW CARD - Sarcasm
Meh, its just another slut who doesn't give a toss about her body trying to make a quick buck. Women like this should live the sewers (C)
 
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Filipower

Bunburyist
'Loved your thong by the way':rofl:

no one of the entire SG community can blame terry, let's face it, we would've all just nailed that byotch..:hump:
 
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TheBlueBalla

Starting XI
Kulixs said:
It doesn't matter really, because it is 16 in England. Its funny how all these Chelsea fans calling this story "Bull****" believe the same crap "The Sun" says about Man Utd everytime they get bored and think they should make a story up.
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Who in the fvck are you talking about??? Who believes a story out of the sun? EVER? We're all possessed of brains, you know.
 
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