THIS JUST IN, A QUOTE FROM RONALDINHO:
I turned down some very, very tempting offers from top teams such as Bristol and Livorno. There was also a shit offer from this guy called Perez who said he represented Real Mierda. After days of intense thought and reasoning I signed a 4 year deal with Aberdeen. I cannot disclose the details of the contract as of yet although I can tell you it is better than what Barcelona gave me. I have very high hopes for my new team and I will be looking for Champions' League qualification next season and another World Player of the Year title to add to my collection. Of course I look forward to winning the SPL. I look forward to many days of happiness and endless hours of enjoying fine Scottish pieces of ass.