it's that time again. Carlos*ie4's Annual Overrated Birds Thread

[Sir Calumn]

btw I wouldn't tap Kate Moss if she paid me

You're insane, she's one of the hottest women in the entire world, the epitome of a fashion goddess.

 

[didy]

Naah I kind of seem to agree with Virgo that woman is quiet hideous for a fashion goddess.

 

[jani]

Mischa Barton..........?


dammit. her beauty is so freaking unique its legendary. oh my god.

 

[henry#14]

Usually I take personal offense to Carlos*ie's list, but this year I agree with pretty much the whole thing. I think Sienna Miller is very beautiful, but definitely overrated. And I'm sure in Britain she's outrageously overrated.

Keeley's awesome though. I don't understand how some people think she's nothing special, she's pretty much perfect right down to the E sized tits that don't sag.

Well that's like 80% of her appeal

 

[The Don't]

Mischa Barton..........?


dammit. her beauty is so freaking unique its legendary. oh my god.

I agree entirely. She's my favourite celebrity female, top of my I'd like to shag list, I masturbate-to list, girls I'd like to see naked list, girls I'd like to see chop up some carrots then proceed to boil them slightly too long so the water actually turns a hint of orange list.

 

[yoyo913]

i usually like a list to start off from #10 all the way to #1, there is more suspense

so it gets from bad to better

 

[jackie4]

i usually like a list to start off from #10 all the way to #1, there is more suspense

so it gets from bad to better

they aren't in any particular order. i pointed that out in post 1.

 

[Bobby]

You're insane, she's one of the hottest women in the entire world, the epitome of a fashion goddess.

She looks like a crackwhore I saw in Atlanta, right down to the hollow, soulless eyes.

How she lucked into her job astounds me.

 

[Sir Calumn]

You've got no taste, Bobby. Everyone who sees her in person remarks at how she is almost unique (in the fashion world) in looking even better in the flesh than in photographs.

 

[d3adly]

Mischa Barton..........?


dammit. her beauty is so freaking unique its legendary. oh my god.

so true.

 

[INFESTA]

I agree with it too, and that's a first. I'd definitely do every single one of them without hesitation, but I don't consider any of them to be really that fabulously hot.
Add Jessica Simpson, btw.

 

[bjmenge]

Mischa Barton..........?


dammit. her beauty is so freaking unique its legendary. oh my god.

She looks like a God-damned dinosaur that was cross-bred with a fucking deer. Not to mention the fact that she can't act her way out of a wet paper bag and her voice is so annoying that it makes me want to punch babies.

And no, I wouldn't hit it. No way I'd want this dude's sloppy seconds:

 

[Bobby]

You've got no taste, Bobby. Everyone who sees her in person remarks at how she is almost unique (in the fashion world) in looking even better in the flesh than in photographs.

I'm unique looking too, but that hardly makes me attractive.

 

[Ubik Valis]

She looks like a God-damned dinosaur that was cross-bred with a fucking deer. Not to mention the fact that she can't act her way out of a wet paper bag and her voice is so annoying that it makes me want to punch babies.

And no, I wouldn't hit it. No way I'd want this dude's sloppy seconds:

Not to mention the fact that there are TONS of other girls with Slavic genes that look waaaay better? Unique face? No wonder, when's she got such a huge head attached to such a small body with a thing-ass neck and wide-ass ears.




I'd still hit it though.

 

[Good_User]

This list is so true... Carlos*ie4 you are the master of truth. Hail to the master!

 

[Theodorakis]

I love how many people this thread is gonna piss off

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Sienna Miller is charming as hell in Keen Eddie... dont mention her name in that kind of list again

 

[bjmenge]

I'd still hit it though.

You would.

You're a dirty Croat, just like that dude's a dirty, er, whatever he is.

 

[Ubik Valis]

Well, if I can have your mom, surely, even Mischa Barton would be an upgrade.

 

[The Don't]

She looks like a God-damned dinosaur that was cross-bred with a fucking deer. Not to mention the fact that she can't act her way out of a wet paper bag and her voice is so annoying that it makes me want to punch babies.

And no, I wouldn't hit it. No way I'd want this dude's sloppy seconds:

You're a complete and utter ******* homosexual idiot if you're saying you wouldn't shag this:

The standards of some people on here astonishes me.

 

[Can't stop the rush...]

I'd hit Dragan's mom...
with a pole...

Take it as you will.