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it's my birthday today

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O-car

Starting XI
and you are all invited to a party that is going to blow your mind. it's in iceland, tomorrow night. Appropriate gifts are cash, money, beer and a Northampton Town FC kit.

Right now I really hate that we recently passed a law banning full nude strip joints. I would have enjoyed spending some quality town at one of those for this occasion. you know, before going out and finding a lovely female
 
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Waldo1639

Senior Squad
Happy B-Day, O-Car! (In my language word Car means Emperor :browsmiley:). So, party you say? Well, I'm coming just after I feed my pigs and milk cows. But if appropriate gifts are cash, beers and NT kit what are inappropriate gifts? ;)

Cheers, mate, all the best! (Y)
 
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Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Happy Birthday buddy.

But I think I should warn you that I am actively campaigning for a declaration of war on Iceland and boycotting the country entirely until they pay us back the money they owe us, stop letting off volcanoes (or atleast stop being smug about it) and stop taking ten times their quota of North Sea cod!

You know the cod wars were the only time in history that two liberal democracies have declared war on each other? I think about time for a second.
 
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O-car

Starting XI
in that case, I feel that I should warn you that we are currently working on the eruption of a volcano that will make Eyjafjallajökull seem like a little dust cloud.
Our top scientists are also hard at work on the release of multiple hurricanes all over the world.
So you just bring your boats out for the CW2, guess we could work on some tsunamis as well (muahahahahaha)
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
A few weeks ago I rang up a really right wing radio call in show to make the case for declaring war on Iceland and even they thought I was going too far (H)
 
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