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I Witnessed a Murder today...Shocked.

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tracertong

Reserve Team
I was on the Bus today, just sitting there, and as we stopped us at a Bus Stop a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back at her and she was pointing at something out the window. I followed her stare to where she was pointing at a small yard.


In the yard there were 3 guys. 2 of them standing and one on the ground, covered in blood. The taller of the 2 men had a baseball bat and was standing over the man on the ground and was preparing to smash it into the head of the guy on the ground. Thats when the smaller of the 2 men noticed us all in the bus staring at them. So then he took a gun out of his pocket and shot the guy on the ground in the head. Then they both got in a car and sped away.

I arrived home, really disturbed and shaken and I told my Mother what I had just seen. Then she got really scared and said "Your movin to your Aunt and Uncle in Bel-air"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate read "FRESH" and it had a dice in the mirror, if anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I though "Forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!". I pulled up to the house at 7:00 or 8:00 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell you later!". I looked at my kingdom and finally I was there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
 
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Yossarian

Fan Favourite
LOL.....I don't wanna flame yah because I like yah and find you to be funny, brah, but this gag is ancient. Older than the internet itself.
 
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champdave

SG Sheffield Authority
I'm going to inject humour into this thread with an image I came across this morning:



ahaha! (H)
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
He's laying low in Bel-Air right now with Aunt Viv and Uncle Phil. Carleton can get a little annoying at times, and Prep School is a lot different than Public School in his old town, but he's handling it well. I heard that he started a trend at the Prep School, he turned his blazer Carlos*et inside out, and it had this really crazy multi-colored pattern as the lining, so he just wore that. Some of the other students started to follow the trend, such as one kid tracertong nicknamed Cornflake.
 
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MikeyM

Big Daddy
MaestroZidane;2357111 said:
I almost fell for it... now I'm just sick that I read that :f***::s***:
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Bah - I'm smarter than that ...... oh alright I believed it (right up until he said the guy had a gun and saw the busload of people looking) - you mean he didn't open fire on them? (6)

That's it, no more Grand Theft Auto for me. :$
 
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