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I think she likes me... and I like her too.
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......more like vulture.....
mhflierman
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Originally posted by Dragan T
more like vulture.....
You have bo taste!
!!!Re: Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.
haha, 'nuff said
but hey, if u think being white is a problem do this:
- Replace the tuned Honda Civic with a borrowed smooth-backseated BMW from ur best (as richest) friend
- Instead, go to her crib
- Replace Marving Gaye, Luther Vandross and Baaaarry Whiiiite with Tom Jones, Roy Orbison and Neil Diamond (and avoid stuff like Vanilla Ice and Snow)
- Replace the Courvoisier with some margarita's
- Instead of the genious "spread the word" line, use this cheap one : "I lost my bed... can I borrow yours?"
- About the skater guy, i dunno, mock his shorts or somethin', that'll make him run home to cry
Hope it helps, the Funkmeister ain't no Dr.Love-DMB, but hey, what u gonna do?
haha, 'nuff said
but hey, if u think being white is a problem do this:
- Replace the tuned Honda Civic with a borrowed smooth-backseated BMW from ur best (as richest) friend
- Instead, go to her crib
- Replace Marving Gaye, Luther Vandross and Baaaarry Whiiiite with Tom Jones, Roy Orbison and Neil Diamond (and avoid stuff like Vanilla Ice and Snow)
- Replace the Courvoisier with some margarita's
- Instead of the genious "spread the word" line, use this cheap one : "I lost my bed... can I borrow yours?"
- About the skater guy, i dunno, mock his shorts or somethin', that'll make him run home to cry
Hope it helps, the Funkmeister ain't no Dr.Love-DMB, but hey, what u gonna do?
Chacarita Juniors
The artist formerly known as ronnifan9
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Originally posted by Run DMB
Aight homie, this is what you gotta do, aight? Invite the bitch over to ya crib. Make up some bullsh*t reason. Pick er up in ya Honda Civic wif da shiny spinnas. Once ya get er in da livin room, play sum o that Marvin Gaye sh*t, sum slow jamz like Luther Vandross, Barry White. Know what I'm sayin nigga? Cus that sh*t is tight. You gotta set the mood, aight?
Pour the bitch some Courvoisier. Compliment er hair r sometin. Then move up righ next ta er, put ya arm round er an say:
"Hey girl, you know what the word of da day is?"
'What is it?"
"Legs. So what do you say we go in my bedroom and spread the word?"
That's all you gotta do, nigga. Trust me J, the bitch wants you. All you hatas need to chill. I'm jes tryin to help out ma boy J here.
Oh and if that whiteboy skater dude gives you any trouble, jes pull out ya AK, aight. When you pull a piece out, niggas like "Peace out!"
Keep it crackin homie.
I'm out.
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....OOOhh my god!, run dmb, you like so totally rock...dude
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Originally posted by Run DMB
Aight homie, this is what you gotta do, aight? Invite the bitch over to ya crib. Make up some bullsh*t reason. Pick er up in ya Honda Civic wif da shiny spinnas. Once ya get er in da livin room, play sum o that Marvin Gaye sh*t, sum slow jamz like Luther Vandross, Barry White. Know what I'm sayin nigga? Cus that sh*t is tight. You gotta set the mood, aight?
Pour the bitch some Courvoisier. Compliment er hair r sometin. Then move up righ next ta er, put ya arm round er an say:
"Hey girl, you know what the word of da day is?"
'What is it?"
"Legs. So what do you say we go in my bedroom and spread the word?"
That's all you gotta do, nigga. Trust me J, the bitch wants you. All you hatas need to chill. I'm jes tryin to help out ma boy J here.
Oh and if that whiteboy skater dude gives you any trouble, jes pull out ya AK, aight. When you pull a piece out, niggas like "Peace out!"
Keep it crackin homie.
I'm out.
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....OOOhh my god!, run dmb, you like so totally rock...dudeThelonious
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Re: Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.
lets all quote the same post
lets all quote the same post
well man i feel for you.......kinda........well maybe not
just think about this, if you dont talk to her you may never find out(eventually) if she likes you, your just gonna kill yourself wondering
try and think about it this way, you have everything to gain and nothing to lose, cause well you got nothing right now, so you cant lose it(it being nothing)
just think about this, if you dont talk to her you may never find out(eventually) if she likes you, your just gonna kill yourself wondering
try and think about it this way, you have everything to gain and nothing to lose, cause well you got nothing right now, so you cant lose it(it being nothing)
