I think she likes me... and I like her too.

[Ubik Valis]

Originally posted by Haukur Gudnason
yers wouldnt score in a room of Evertonians?

But yours sure would

 

[Haukur Gudnason]

Course she would. She'd sooner have 'em all in the old onion bag with a mighty kick up the arse for each.

 

[Run DMB]

Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.

Originally posted by jumbo
to make a long story short, - i'm a moron who needs adivce on how approach the chik. i think i'm in love.

keep it simple SG, peace allyo.

Aight homie, this is what you gotta do, aight? Invite the bitch over to ya crib. Make up some bullsh*t reason. Pick er up in ya Honda Civic wif da shiny spinnas. Once ya get er in da livin room, play sum o that Marvin Gaye sh*t, sum slow jamz like Luther Vandross, Barry White. Know what I'm sayin nigga? Cus that sh*t is tight. You gotta set the mood, aight?

Pour the bitch some Courvoisier. Compliment er hair r sometin. Then move up righ next ta er, put ya arm round er an say:

"Hey girl, you know what the word of da day is?"
'What is it?"
"Legs. So what do you say we go in my bedroom and spread the word?"

That's all you gotta do, nigga. Trust me J, the bitch wants you. All you hatas need to chill. I'm jes tryin to help out ma boy J here.

Oh and if that whiteboy skater dude gives you any trouble, jes pull out ya AK, aight. When you pull a piece out, niggas like "Peace out!"

Keep it crackin homie.

I'm out.

 

[rony31]

Re: Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.

Originally posted by Run DMB
Aight homie, this is what you gotta do, aight? Invite the bitch over to ya crib. Make up some bullsh*t reason. Pick er up in ya Honda Civic wif da shiny spinnas. Once ya get er in da livin room, play sum o that Marvin Gaye sh*t, sum slow jamz like Luther Vandross, Barry White. Know what I'm sayin nigga? Cus that sh*t is tight. You gotta set the mood, aight?

Pour the bitch some Courvoisier. Compliment er hair r sometin. Then move up righ next ta er, put ya arm round er an say:

"Hey girl, you know what the word of da day is?"
'What is it?"
"Legs. So what do you say we go in my bedroom and spread the word?"

That's all you gotta do, nigga. Trust me J, the bitch wants you. All you hatas need to chill. I'm jes tryin to help out ma boy J here.

Oh and if that whiteboy skater dude gives you any trouble, jes pull out ya AK, aight. When you pull a piece out, niggas like "Peace out!"

Keep it crackin homie.

I'm out.

 

[ngyc]

perhaps you need some "rubber"

 

[ngyc]

Re: Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.

Originally posted by Run DMB
Aight homie, this is what you gotta do, aight? Invite the bitch over to ya crib. Make up some bullsh*t reason. Pick er up in ya Honda Civic wif da shiny spinnas. Once ya get er in da livin room, play sum o that Marvin Gaye sh*t, sum slow jamz like Luther Vandross, Barry White. Know what I'm sayin nigga? Cus that sh*t is tight. You gotta set the mood, aight?

Pour the bitch some Courvoisier. Compliment er hair r sometin. Then move up righ next ta er, put ya arm round er an say:

"Hey girl, you know what the word of da day is?"
'What is it?"
"Legs. So what do you say we go in my bedroom and spread the word?"

That's all you gotta do, nigga. Trust me J, the bitch wants you. All you hatas need to chill. I'm jes tryin to help out ma boy J here.

Oh and if that whiteboy skater dude gives you any trouble, jes pull out ya AK, aight. When you pull a piece out, niggas like "Peace out!"

Keep it crackin homie.

I'm out.

pro :Bow:

 

[b-ytter]

Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.

Originally posted by jumbo
to make a long story short, - i'm a moron who needs adivce on how approach the chik. i think i'm in love.

All u need to do is ask her a question like this: do u suck or do u take it in the butt?
then u get to now if she really loves u!

 

[Vagegast]

Re: Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.

Originally posted by Run DMB
Aight homie, this is what you gotta do, aight? Invite the bitch over to ya crib. Make up some bullsh*t reason. Pick er up in ya Honda Civic wif da shiny spinnas. Once ya get er in da livin room, play sum o that Marvin Gaye sh*t, sum slow jamz like Luther Vandross, Barry White. Know what I'm sayin nigga? Cus that sh*t is tight. You gotta set the mood, aight?

Pour the bitch some Courvoisier. Compliment er hair r sometin. Then move up righ next ta er, put ya arm round er an say:

"Hey girl, you know what the word of da day is?"
'What is it?"
"Legs. So what do you say we go in my bedroom and spread the word?"

That's all you gotta do, nigga. Trust me J, the bitch wants you. All you hatas need to chill. I'm jes tryin to help out ma boy J here.

Oh and if that whiteboy skater dude gives you any trouble, jes pull out ya AK, aight. When you pull a piece out, niggas like "Peace out!"

Keep it crackin homie.

I'm out.

Legend :Bow:

 

[Hristos]

Ask her if she wants to have sex.

If she says no, rape her.

Works all the time

 

[leungtl]

Re: Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.

Originally posted by Run DMB
Aight homie, this is what you gotta do, aight? Invite the bitch over to ya crib. Make up some bullsh*t reason. Pick er up in ya Honda Civic wif da shiny spinnas. Once ya get er in da livin room, play sum o that Marvin Gaye sh*t, sum slow jamz like Luther Vandross, Barry White. Know what I'm sayin nigga? Cus that sh*t is tight. You gotta set the mood, aight?

Pour the bitch some Courvoisier. Compliment er hair r sometin. Then move up righ next ta er, put ya arm round er an say:

"Hey girl, you know what the word of da day is?"
'What is it?"
"Legs. So what do you say we go in my bedroom and spread the word?"

That's all you gotta do, nigga. Trust me J, the bitch wants you. All you hatas need to chill. I'm jes tryin to help out ma boy J here.

Oh and if that whiteboy skater dude gives you any trouble, jes pull out ya AK, aight. When you pull a piece out, niggas like "Peace out!"

Keep it crackin homie.

I'm out.

!

 

[kickin_kyle]

Re: Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.

Originally posted by Run DMB
Aight homie, this is what you gotta do, aight? Invite the bitch over to ya crib. Make up some bullsh*t reason. Pick er up in ya Honda Civic wif da shiny spinnas. Once ya get er in da livin room, play sum o that Marvin Gaye sh*t, sum slow jamz like Luther Vandross, Barry White. Know what I'm sayin nigga? Cus that sh*t is tight. You gotta set the mood, aight?

Pour the bitch some Courvoisier. Compliment er hair r sometin. Then move up righ next ta er, put ya arm round er an say:

"Hey girl, you know what the word of da day is?"
'What is it?"
"Legs. So what do you say we go in my bedroom and spread the word?"

That's all you gotta do, nigga. Trust me J, the bitch wants you. All you hatas need to chill. I'm jes tryin to help out ma boy J here.

Oh and if that whiteboy skater dude gives you any trouble, jes pull out ya AK, aight. When you pull a piece out, niggas like "Peace out!"

Keep it crackin homie.

I'm out.

Legend !!!!

 

[Bilo90]

Re: Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.

Originally posted by Run DMB
Aight homie, this is what you gotta do, aight? Invite the bitch over to ya crib. Make up some bullsh*t reason. Pick er up in ya Honda Civic wif da shiny spinnas. Once ya get er in da livin room, play sum o that Marvin Gaye sh*t, sum slow jamz like Luther Vandross, Barry White. Know what I'm sayin nigga? Cus that sh*t is tight. You gotta set the mood, aight?

Pour the bitch some Courvoisier. Compliment er hair r sometin. Then move up righ next ta er, put ya arm round er an say:

"Hey girl, you know what the word of da day is?"
'What is it?"
"Legs. So what do you say we go in my bedroom and spread the word?"

That's all you gotta do, nigga. Trust me J, the bitch wants you. All you hatas need to chill. I'm jes tryin to help out ma boy J here.

Oh and if that whiteboy skater dude gives you any trouble, jes pull out ya AK, aight. When you pull a piece out, niggas like "Peace out!"

Keep it crackin homie.

I'm out.

such detail

 

[Hans]

Re: Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.

Originally posted by Run DMB
Aight homie, this is what you gotta do, aight? Invite the bitch over to ya crib. Make up some bullsh*t reason. Pick er up in ya Honda Civic wif da shiny spinnas. Once ya get er in da livin room, play sum o that Marvin Gaye sh*t, sum slow jamz like Luther Vandross, Barry White. Know what I'm sayin nigga? Cus that sh*t is tight. You gotta set the mood, aight?

Pour the bitch some Courvoisier. Compliment er hair r sometin. Then move up righ next ta er, put ya arm round er an say:

"Hey girl, you know what the word of da day is?"
'What is it?"
"Legs. So what do you say we go in my bedroom and spread the word?"

That's all you gotta do, nigga. Trust me J, the bitch wants you. All you hatas need to chill. I'm jes tryin to help out ma boy J here.

Oh and if that whiteboy skater dude gives you any trouble, jes pull out ya AK, aight. When you pull a piece out, niggas like "Peace out!"

Keep it crackin homie.

I'm out.

You ****in` legend, you . . . :Bow: :Bow:

 

[shez]

Re: Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.

Originally posted by Run DMB
Aight homie, this is what you gotta do, aight? Invite the bitch over to ya crib. Make up some bullsh*t reason. Pick er up in ya Honda Civic wif da shiny spinnas. Once ya get er in da livin room, play sum o that Marvin Gaye sh*t, sum slow jamz like Luther Vandross, Barry White. Know what I'm sayin nigga? Cus that sh*t is tight. You gotta set the mood, aight?

Pour the bitch some Courvoisier. Compliment er hair r sometin. Then move up righ next ta er, put ya arm round er an say:

"Hey girl, you know what the word of da day is?"
'What is it?"
"Legs. So what do you say we go in my bedroom and spread the word?"

That's all you gotta do, nigga. Trust me J, the bitch wants you. All you hatas need to chill. I'm jes tryin to help out ma boy J here.

Oh and if that whiteboy skater dude gives you any trouble, jes pull out ya AK, aight. When you pull a piece out, niggas like "Peace out!"

Keep it crackin homie.

I'm out.

Quality!!

when a woman agrees to hang out its like a penalty kick...... the player has only himself to blame if he doesn't score..though only few goalies will save a well taken penalty!!

shez

 

[mhflierman]

Re: Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.

Originally posted by Run DMB
Aight homie, this is what you gotta do, aight? Invite the bitch over to ya crib. Make up some bullsh*t reason. Pick er up in ya Honda Civic wif da shiny spinnas. Once ya get er in da livin room, play sum o that Marvin Gaye sh*t, sum slow jamz like Luther Vandross, Barry White. Know what I'm sayin nigga? Cus that sh*t is tight. You gotta set the mood, aight?

Pour the bitch some Courvoisier. Compliment er hair r sometin. Then move up righ next ta er, put ya arm round er an say:

"Hey girl, you know what the word of da day is?"
'What is it?"
"Legs. So what do you say we go in my bedroom and spread the word?"

That's all you gotta do, nigga. Trust me J, the bitch wants you. All you hatas need to chill. I'm jes tryin to help out ma boy J here.

Oh and if that whiteboy skater dude gives you any trouble, jes pull out ya AK, aight. When you pull a piece out, niggas like "Peace out!"

Keep it crackin homie.

I'm out.

Haven't really read your post, but I just like to join teh bandwagon and stick feathers up your butt as well...

 

[jumbo]

lol @ Run DMB.

unforutantelly we both white so i couldn't get away with that.

i need a white chik sceneario. you can do it.

 

[mhflierman]

Originally posted by Haukur Gudnason
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/


"Women Behind Bars host free web pages for ladies in prison. These female prisoners are looking for love, marriage, penpals, and a good solid relationship with men and women in the free world. Since 2/97 Women Behind Bars has had a mission to bring men and women together providing them with an opportunity to enhance their lives. These ladies do not have access to the internet and their only point of contact with the outside world is by postal mail. Women Behind Bars provides the postal address of our members for a small fee.

A great many of these girls are looking to becomes brides, turning from an inmate to a bride is a dream a number of them express in letters they send with their applications. Women Behind Bars was the first female prison pen pal program and has had over 38 marriages and a lot of loving relationships have been formed in the last 3 years."

My god... That site is fantastic!!! I love the fact that the release dates are also mentioned... check out this fine bird: http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8616.shtml She won't be available 'till 2013... but what the hell !!!

I'm going to have a great sunday...

 

[Run DMB]

Re: Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.

Originally posted by Run DMB
Aight homie, this is what you gotta do, aight? Invite the bitch over to ya crib. Make up some bullsh*t reason. Pick er up in ya Honda Civic wif da shiny spinnas. Once ya get er in da livin room, play sum o that Marvin Gaye sh*t, sum slow jamz like Luther Vandross, Barry White. Know what I'm sayin nigga? Cus that sh*t is tight. You gotta set the mood, aight?

Pour the bitch some Courvoisier. Compliment er hair r sometin. Then move up righ next ta er, put ya arm round er an say:

"Hey girl, you know what the word of da day is?"
'What is it?"
"Legs. So what do you say we go in my bedroom and spread the word?"

That's all you gotta do, nigga. Trust me J, the bitch wants you. All you hatas need to chill. I'm jes tryin to help out ma boy J here.

Oh and if that whiteboy skater dude gives you any trouble, jes pull out ya AK, aight. When you pull a piece out, niggas like "Peace out!"

Keep it crackin homie.

I'm out.

F*cking brilliant post Run! OMG you rock.

 

[Awax]

Re: Re: Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.

Originally posted by mhflierman
Haven't really read your post, but I just like to join teh bandwagon and stick feathers up your butt as well...

hahah :funny:

 

[santino]

Re: Re: I think she likes me... and I like her too.

Originally posted by Run DMB
Aight homie, this is what you gotta do, aight? Invite the bitch over to ya crib. Make up some bullsh*t reason. Pick er up in ya Honda Civic wif da shiny spinnas. Once ya get er in da livin room, play sum o that Marvin Gaye sh*t, sum slow jamz like Luther Vandross, Barry White. Know what I'm sayin nigga? Cus that sh*t is tight. You gotta set the mood, aight?

Pour the bitch some Courvoisier. Compliment er hair r sometin. Then move up righ next ta er, put ya arm round er an say:

"Hey girl, you know what the word of da day is?"
'What is it?"
"Legs. So what do you say we go in my bedroom and spread the word?"

That's all you gotta do, nigga. Trust me J, the bitch wants you. All you hatas need to chill. I'm jes tryin to help out ma boy J here.

Oh and if that whiteboy skater dude gives you any trouble, jes pull out ya AK, aight. When you pull a piece out, niggas like "Peace out!"

Keep it crackin homie.

I'm out.

you sir, are a ******* legend

:Bow: