I been thinking

[mika]

you know bets...

let's say next year when the new EPL season starts I bet a $1000 on everysingle Chelsea game for them to win, just to win

everytime at the end of the season even if Chelsea come in 2nd or 3rd still they won't have no more than like 5 losses tops and like 4 draws let's say but still the rest 30 games or whatever will be wins

so if I just bet a $1000 on everysingle f*cking game even if Chelsea lose or draw still I'll just take more money and keep betting $1000 everytime till the season ends

in the end won't I still come out a winner???

 

[Run DMB]

in the end won't I still come out a winner???

No. Because in the end, you'll still be Russian.

 

[Ubik Valis]

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NO WAY!!?

 

[Filipower]

well, it's your money..but if you got 1000 bucks to bet on chelsea, damn you must be loaded

 

[Back Door Skip]

*looks at thread title*


NO WAY!!?

Hahaha

 

[Sir Calumn]

Haha, I was gonna make that joke Dragan.

Anyway, the odds on chelsea winning are so bad that your $1000 investment would probably only bring a return of about $100, so they only need to "not win" one in ten games for you to make a loss, which is pretty likely.

 

[ogsimon]

Let me know how this goes. Thats if your computer hasnt been taken away from you as payment for your debt

 

[champdave]

Only trouble being Chelsea are very very rarely underdogs.

You aren't going to win £4,000 for betting on Chelsea to beat Wigan.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

It doesn't work because the odds on Chelsea to win aren't going to be good enough for that to work, as Sir_Didier_Drogba explained.

 

[mika]

not all off epl is wigan

fine lets say even if I get back only $500 from every game

so lets say 28 wins x $500 = $14000... 10 draws or losses -$10000 so I win $4000

and the average return will be more than $500... it'll be like $600-$800

ehh... I dunno I have to look at all the odds and pretend as if I was betting right now so I can see what will the average return be from all the games

but f*ck I have to wait a whole season to get just $4000

 

[mika]

which league has just one dominant team that gets all wins??????

holland? ajax?

there must be some league out there...

my head hurts f*ck this

 

[Kibe Kru]

Lyon in France, maybe? but then again, payouts would probably be even less than Chelsea...

 

[Run DMB]

which league has just one dominant team that gets all wins??????

holland? ajax?

El. Oh. El.

Try PSV Eindhoven.

 

[didy]

You can count on Chelsea to win, well thats unless they play Middlesbrough.

 

[mika]

whatever no easy way to make money in this world

I'm going to Lake Taho for christmas they have casino

I'm just going to put $1000 on Red I dont care

 

[Theodorakis]

seems you're too much into betting.. It's a very tiny chance, becoming rich from betting.. if you believe you have what it takes, go on.

 

[ogsimon]

This wont work, the odds are just too ****, and if you lose say 3 or 4 games in a season it just isnt worth it, plus a few draws here in there.

 

[Jambo Den]

mika, try Celtic. They can be as rubbish as they like and they'll still win. Alternatively, you can invest that money in us and get rid of your weirdo compatriot...

 

[Sir Calumn]

There is a surefire way you can win money playing roulette, but you need a LOT of capital. Just bet $1000 on red, if you lose, bet $2000, if you lose again, bet $4000 etc etc. Eventually, you will win and come out with $1000 more than you had.

However, a friend of mine tried this hypothetically by flipping a coin and found out that it often went so far that you'd need to have so much capital to guarantee a result that $1000 would be a pathetic return by comparison.

 

[mika]

hey that's a good idea

1000 - black
2000 - black
4000 - black
8000 - black
16000 - RED... I won return = another 16000 so, I won 32000 and I lost 15000

but then they have like a $5000 limit so f*ck... still I can do it with $100's but u still reach the limit and have like only 6 chances to catch it

100 - black
200 - black
400 - black
800 - black
1600 - black
3200 - black
6400 - overlimit........son of a b*tch