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Hypothesis: Every movie would be better if it starred Paul Walker.

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OWENISAGUN

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He's such an enthralling actor. Every performance he gives is A grade. Whether he's betting the popular guy at school that he can't make the unpopular girl prom queen, or if he's racing the worst actor in the world, or even if he's groping Jess Alba, he always makes you believe that what you are watching is real. Never mind the 16 gear shifts in 400m. You never even noticed them until now did you? You didn't.

Imagine your favourite movies with Paul Walker in the starring role. Now imagine him saying all your favourite lines.

"Come with me if you want to live, bruh"

"Say hello to my little friend, cuz"

"Hey bro, may the force be with you"

Wrap your head around this for a second. You are a professional actor, you are being paid big big money to act in a movie, and instead of goin "OK I'd better prepare and really get in character." you say "Screw that I am Paul Walker."
To me, that kind of confidence puts him up there with the greats. If you can be so sure of yourself to tell a director, producer and major corporation to stick their character acting up their butts, then you deserve every penny you get.

Still in doubt about my hypothesis?
Well then here are list of manly names Paul has played:

Tim
Hank
Joey
Jared
Mike
Chris
Brian x 2
Mikey
Lewis
Caleb Mandrake! <-- cool friggin name!

Jason
Dean
Lance
Skip

^^ Those four are ridiculously manly.

but also...

Phil
Michael
Brandon
Jason (again!)
Jeremy

Alot of strong names, but none as strong as his real name, Paul Walker.
What is that you're saying? "What about Dean Sampson?"
I can barely believe they made that Paul Walker's name in She's All That. Paul Walker's character name in every movie should just be Paul Walker. And he should always be refered to as Paul Walker, not Paul or Mr. Walker, just Paul Walker.

Just look at this image:

In this image Paul Walker is saying: "Yo brah, you need to have God knowledge about Marine Biology" but his other hand is saying; "Hey bro, Turtles are delicious, cuz!"

I think after my very convincing argument, that it is indeed true that every movie would be better if it starred Paul Walker.

Hypothesis supported.
 
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Will

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and... Who cares?


face it, you only made that post so that you had an excuse to look at topless pictures of another bloke. :boohoo:
 
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Champions!!! said:
and... Who cares?


face it, you only made that post so that you had an excuse to look at topless pictures of another bloke. :boohoo:
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Topless pictures? Pictures? There is only two (2) pictures there. In one he is wearing a turtle-neck skivvy, and the other is mainly of his arm. So I think you should rethink who the homosexual inuendo is to be directed to.

Secondly, to answer your question; I was simply presenting a hypothesis. It is something for people to consider. Not quickly jump into posting hate filled biggotry regarding the sexual preference of someone who can admire someone else's acting ability and all around coolness. I am willing to bet you are like everyone else on the internet and you love Chuck Norris. Hell I bet you're a Ninja fan boy too. It is ok. I will not judge you because I am classier and more mature than you.

Good day sir.


PS If Paul Walker was a colour he'd be Red because red is badass and cool, just like Raphael from Ninja Turtles, who wears red!
 
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Will

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OWENISAGUN said:
Topless pictures? Pictures? There is only two (2) pictures there. In one he is wearing a turtle-neck skivvy, and the other is mainly of his arm. So I think you should rethink who the homosexual inuendo is to be directed to.

Secondly, to answer your question; I was simply presenting a hypothesis. It is something for people to consider. Not quickly jump into posting hate filled biggotry regarding the sexual preference of someone who can admire someone else's acting ability and all around coolness. I am willing to bet you are like everyone else on the internet and you love Chuck Norris. Hell I bet you're a Ninja fan boy too. It is ok. I will not judge you because I am classier and more mature than you.

Good day sir.


PS If Paul Walker was a colour he'd be Red because red is badass and cool, just like Raphael from Ninja Turtles, who wears red!
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Ooh, touched a nerve, did I -sensitive point, is it? :funny:

For your information, I haven't got a clue who Paul Walker is and am certainly not a "Ninja fan boy" nor a Chuck Norris fan.
 
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No you did not hit a sensitive spot. You were being degradacious. Perhaps the mods could enforce a crack down on all forms of biggotry and not just racism.
 
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Krypton X

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Leonardo is da' PIMP DADDY of all the turtles, those other turtle fags are just his sidekicks. He could dice them & slice them with his 2 samurai swords anytime. (H)

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"Come with me if you want to live, bruh"
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Isn't that the Sherminator line from the American Pie movies?

"I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for ONE lucky lady ... come with me if you want to live"

ROFL now THAT guy should star in every single movie.


 
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While Maddox was being sarcastic with his Ben Stiller piece I can assure you I am being 100% serious. Movies are crap and the are in dire need of Paul Walker. Name the last movie you enjoyed and I will tell you how much better it'd be with Paul Walker in the lead role. That is all I will say on your attempts to make me look like a biter.
 
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IceBlu

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funny how you knew exactly what Maddox piece they were referring to.

wannabe.
 
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