Originally posted by chatterbox
I haven't had a date in my life. When I see a chick I know I say Yo what's up ! She smiles and looks at her friend and they both laugh and point and then walk towards some other guys and start gossiping about me!
I can't even get a chick to come up to me and talk to me....any advice? I' ve tried everything....not thinking about chicks, not looking at them, not thinking of them at night, pretending that I did not see them as I walk by them, walking down a different hallway to avoid direct contact with their eyes..nothing works ! You know I would just want a chick that could walk up to me and give me a huge hug....oh I can just imagine it now, I would run my fingers through her hair and press her up tightly against me....damn no one ever does that ! Why? Why? Why? Why aren't things involving chicks that easy for me?
Oh yeah soemtimes when they laugh when talking to me(which hardly ever happens), they are usually laughing at something stupid I did or said...not laughing with me ...I get the feeling that everything that I do to impress them is stupid.
Oh yeah one more thing, I have never and will never smoke Carlos-sh-t ! And Fire Prevention week has now got my picture on its banner as I am now declared as that week' s official sponsor.
Oh my gooseness, I thought that chicks were gullible posting stuff about relationships......what is this a couselling service of some kind? OH wait , who am I to say that? Sincere regrets....I still need help with chicks....so I guess I am gullible now...too bad for me ! IS TOO LATE FOR ME AND CHICKS !
are you really serious about this? wow thats sad if ur serious. i can try to give u some advice just stop by my office...or i can actually help u here.