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Help w/ Poetry Assignment

Andrew

Banned : [Racism]
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I need help with my Poetry assignment for English. I need two poems about the bush. One poem of the bush needs to be of someone describing how nice and beautiful it is, then the other poem needs to be of someone describing it as rough and awful

you get the jist?

Any help would be muchly aprecciated
 
I

IceBlu

Guest
AN ODE TO MY BUSH

by IceBlu

I take my razor
and shave down there
my soft curly
pubic hair

the skin turns red
and it burns like a bitch
i apply some cream
to soothen that itch

two days later
the itch is back
but this time
its my stubbly nut sack

i let it grow back
till it itches no more
im never shaving again
my nuts got too sore

Oh bush i love you !
 

Hyun

Senior Squad
that goddamn bush

by Hyun


little jimmy walks down the street
his feet marching in a nice little beat

but here comes the buzzkill ruining the day
thats lisa, the one who acts gay

shes goddanmn friggin sarcastic
id kill her if i had me a stick

bitch bitch bitch complaining and complaining
nothing that you bitch is worth remembering

now shes mad so she introduce her friend
she stopped bitching, maybe it is now the end

she says her new friend is named george w bush
then unsuspectingly, im hugging a bush through lisas push

that goddamn awful bush you're just like the president
except for the fact that you'll never get bent :crazyboy:

notice this poem does not use the word pubic
maybe because thats not good for the public


george bush, and push.. get it?

haha at least i tried. man im saving this, i hate poetry so much

hope i was at least some help.

:crazyboy:

edit:
Originally posted by king
THIS MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3.(H)

what about it?

help the guy out instead of some random phrases raising post counts.

not trying to start anything
 

King

My ass smells like your mom
Originally posted by Hyun
that goddamn bush

by Hyun


little jimmy walks down the street
his feet marching in a nice little beat

but here comes the buzzkill ruining the day
thats lisa, the one who acts gay

shes goddanmn friggin sarcastic
id kill her if i had me a stick

bitch bitch bitch complaining and complaining
nothing that you bitch is worth remembering

now shes mad so she introduce her friend
she stopped bitching, maybe it is now the end

she says her new friend is named george w bush
then unsuspectingly, im hugging a bush through lisas push

that goddamn awful bush you're just like the president
except for the fact that you'll never get bent :crazyboy:

notice this poem does not use the word pubic
maybe because thats not good for the public


george bush, and push.. get it?

haha at least i tried. man im saving this, i hate poetry so much

hope i was at least some help.

:crazyboy:

edit:


what about it?

help the guy out instead of some random phrases raising post counts.

not trying to start anything
thats to post anything good about bush
 

Bobby

The Legend
Originally posted by IceBlu
AN ODE TO MY BUSH

by IceBlu

I take my razor
and shave down there
my soft curly
pubic hair

the skin turns red
and it burns like a bitch
i apply some cream
to soothen that itch

two days later
the itch is back
but this time
its my stubbly nut sack

i let it grow back
till it itches no more
im never shaving again
my nuts got too sore

Oh bush i love you !


That was a thing of beauty, Yash
 

Jambo Den

Fan Favourite
I felt it like the Sun of June
It feels all shrivelled like a prune
covered by my hair that's broon
My balls are in the bush!

My ex-girlfriend felt in despair
my droopy balls through pubic hair
"you'll squeeze and hurt me if you don't care!"
my balls are in the bush!

Out there in the field of play
a few wild kicks, they go astray
there's thorns in there, and will cause dismay
My balls are in the bush!

Trapped in a sack, poor balls are there
you can tell they want some air
they make a smell and it makes me scared
My balls are in the bush!

In my yard gazing upon the sunrise
My neighbour sees me with his green eyes
Looking for change, it I can disguise
My balls are in the the bush!
 

doggy_j5

Youth Team
THE BRAIDWOOD COACH - R. Allen

Now, all aboard, my sonnies, for the time is slipping past,
We've got to make ten miles before the dawn,
Our team's a spankin' good 'un, but they've never gone so fast
As they must to make the pace this blessed morn!
Just let that buckle out a hole! that's right - now mind your eye,
Or Thunderclap will catch you on the shin!
Are all the mailbags snug? Right-oh! whoa, Dingo! Narrabri!
Now, gentlemen, if you please - tumble in!
Then whoa, steady, whoa! Now, let the beauties go -
They know what they've to do before the dawnin';
And the journey ain't all clover, for the creek is runnin' over,
And we're bound to reach Moruya in the mornin'.

Just pass this rug across your knees and hitch it on the rail,
You'll find the air, sir, pretty cold and chill;
We can't pull up and light a fire when carryin' the mail,
We've got to freeze and bear it sittin' still!
Yes, dark it is, and some might find it difficult to steer,
For where the corners come it's hard to tell,
I've been drivin' here, sir, somewhere close on twenty year
And I'd follow this old bush track by the smell!
Then whoa, steady, whoa! Just hear the beauties go,
All danger or fatigue they're simply scornin',
And no matter what the weather - you can bet they'll pull together
And will land us in Moruya in the mornin'!

I met a boundary rider just afore we started out
Who told me that the creek is rising fast;
I've crossed it flooded over, must be twenty times about,
And always prayed each time would be the last!
The water rushes onward in a swirl of crested foam,
Full three foot deep when taken at the flood,
And landed in the middle - well - you somehow sigh for home
When buried to the axles deep in mud!
Then whoa, steady, whoa! Just see the beauties go,
They know that soon will come the golden dawnin',
But if pluck and nerve can do it, you can bet they'll see us through it
And will land us in Moruya in the mornin'!

Just look how old Red Rover, like a young unbroken colt,
Lays down to it at whisper of his name,
I tell you he's a good 'un - my Colonial, what a jolt!
Oh no, sir, don't be sorry that you came!
Hurrah! the dawn is breakin'! now the gum-trees you can see
Like spectres tall and grim on either hand.
Let's reach the creek at daylight, and I then won't care a d --
It's a terror in the dark you understand!
Then whoa, steady, whoa! Just see the darlin's go,
Old Dingo cocks his ears by way of warnin'!
Keep up your heart, my beauty, just for me and home and duty,
And we're bound to reach Moruya in the mornin'!

We're getting very near, sir, and the creek will heave in sight
When once we round the tea-tree now in view;
Just close your eyes a moment, sir, and pray with all your might
That I may get the mailbags safely through --
Lay down to it, me darlin's, for the sake of auld lang syne,
Don't fail me, beauties, now we've come so far,
Another fifty yards we'll have the tea-tree well in line;
Hang on, sir, round the corner - here we are!
Then whoa, steady, whoa! Lord! how the waters flow,
See how the white foam glistens in the dawnin',
Lord knows if we shall do it - but I'm bound to rush 'em through it
If we want to reach Moruya in the mornin'!

Are all you chaps inside awake? That's right, well mind your eye,
The creek must be quite three foot deep or more,
You'd best get on the seat if you'd prefer to come through dry,
The water's bound to cover all the floor --
It's neck or nothin' now, sir, for we can't afford to shrink,
The creek gets only bigger with delay,
Hold on, sir, like blue blazes! for we're comin' to the brink!
Now, Thunderclap and Dingo, show the way!
Now go, beauties, go! See how they breast the flow
And face the stream, all danger simply scornin';
Now, Narrabri! Red Rover! one more pull! Hurrah, we're over!
And thank God we'll reach Moruya in the mornin'!
 

doggy_j5

Youth Team
Y dont u just look for them on the net, there r billions of em, y would u rely on a bunch of forum members
where do u think they r getting them from?
 

Andrew

Banned : [Racism]
Life Ban
Originally posted by doggy_j5
Y dont u just look for them on the net, there r billions of em, y would u rely on a bunch of forum members
where do u think they r getting them from?

No, i was needing good websites or links
 

Seb

Banned : [Racism and child pornography]
Life Ban
I hope you were'nt too desperate for this poem Andrew :p
 

Jambo Den

Fan Favourite
Originally posted by doggy_j5
Y dont u just look for them on the net, there r billions of em, y would u rely on a bunch of forum members
where do u think they r getting them from?

I made my one up. :(
 

Hyun

Senior Squad
same.. it was a pretty good poetry too, since i never write one until im forced..


mine is about bush. the real bush... use it goddamn it!!
 

doggy_j5

Youth Team
i went to google, looked up bush poems, and like 3rd site was about aussie outback and i got it from that, it was an example of how easy it is to find them, it wasnt a best site, but it was one i found first go, mayb he should do his own assignment...:rolleyes:
 


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