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Hair Straightening

itsbeenpickedup

Youth Team
Unless you are intending joining some sort of rock and roll band there is no excuse for having long hair. It is impractical and time consuming, and looks rubbish. Plus what is it these days with terrible beards? I am all for facial hair if you grow a proper set of sideburns or a proper beard, but this fashionable stubble is garbage. I couldn't care less if some girls would prefer crappy boy band style hair, if they wont date me with short regular hair then I don't want to know them.
 

PhiLLer

Fan Favourite
itsbeenpickedup said:
Unless you are intending joining some sort of rock and roll band there is no excuse for having long hair. It is impractical and time consuming, and looks rubbish. Plus what is it these days with terrible beards? I am all for facial hair if you grow a proper set of sideburns or a proper beard, but this fashionable stubble is garbage. I couldn't care less if some girls would prefer crappy boy band style hair, if they wont date me with short regular hair then I don't want to know them.

Someone sounds a little bitter, can't grow proper facial hair yet? :rolleyes: :p

As for you, Tom. Yes you do look like Russel Crowe. See?

 

Y2K

Senior Squad
Hmm how about just photoshoping a pic of yours with long hair to roughly see how it'd look like.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
my photoshoping skills are pathetic, but if someone else has a go then i'll... recommend you for a mod position next time one comes up (H)

Oh and Ward, chill out...
 

#1 Stunna

The Alpha Mexican
I have a goatee and stubble around it... but thats just cuz im too lazy to shave everyday.

I got tired of tryin to find a "look", I tried long hair, spikin it, combin it forward, back. I just shaved it all around, its really short and neat. Takes me 15 secs to applY gel for a "wet" look and im out the door.
 

Shindig

Fan Favourite
My hair's very short, and the lass that cut it clearly cocked up the back. Hence, when I wake up, it spikes ******ds. Giving me that 'fresh out of sleeping in a ditch' look.

Come and get me, ladies. :hump:

Apparently, '******ds' offends the swear filter.

I repeat. Out.wards!
 

Ebonix

YELLOW CARD - Sarcasm
I am getting towards the mentality of Ward. I don't follow trends much. I'll buy what I like and so what if the woman I'm pursuing doesn't like it. You be fickle and you'll attract fickle people
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
true Liam, but its not that im fickle, i HATE my hair (H)

I just wanna change it, im just so fed of it and its actually annoying me lol
 

x4dixont

Senior Squad
grow your hair long but not long as in the picture you posted more like this, yes i know its cheesey/gay but i dnt give a **** beckham has good hair



im the same in the way im never happy with my hair, i do straighten but im still never happy, once cut it grows so dam fast i ahve to get it cut again which costs me a fortune
 

itsbeenpickedup

Youth Team
PhiLLer said:
Someone sounds a little bitter, can't grow proper facial hair yet?
I said I have nothing against proper facial hair. Basically anything that can be grown in about 3 days does not class as proper. Perhaps a picture will illustrate:

This would be fine if he went on to grow it more, but he seems intent on keeping it at the worst possible length.
 

henry#14

Starting XI
I actually agree with what you're saying. If you're gonna grow it, grow it good. When it's like that, it looks like not-so-recently shaven pubes.
 

PhiLLer

Fan Favourite
Fair enough, I agree Gary Neville looks like a real tard with that weird facial thing going on. But I mean I don't shave every day, I just let it grow and when it gets too wild I trim it down again, nothing wrong with that...saves me a lot of time :D
 

Voltaic Borusse

Fan Favourite
I have the worst hairtype, ever. Scruffy and brittle like you wouldn't believe.

Ahmed: Use Pomade Wax. It works like a charm, on all types of hair.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
PhiLLer said:
Fair enough, I agree Gary Neville looks like a real tard with that weird facial thing going on. But I mean I don't shave every day, I just let it grow and when it gets too wild I trim it down again, nothing wrong with that...saves me a lot of time :D

agreed.
 


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