Funny Player Names

[Ash]

What are your funniest or strangest player names? This is for an article in the Zone so they could get included in there.

Also if you happen to see a good one that isn't yours I'll have his name anyway.

(please no gaylords... we've got enough of those already!)

 

[chris boston]

Davids Tits
Holden Mellon
Tracy Hooker

King Willy
Willie Shaver
Dick Dunkin
Dick Bucket
Dick Cockwell
Dick Bank
Dick Hurt (coach)
Lovel Cannon

Chase Tripper
Major Outlaw
Kit Search
Innocent Day

 

[Swish]

My two youth strikers have pretty stupid names, Alpha Outlaw and Xerxes Shearman

 

[jbradley21]

i only got the one weird name... Loud Sparks.. but i have 2 players with the last name rizzardo.. managerzone brothers lol

 

[Alistair]

Yeah, I have two players with the last name Goodbun but the only mildly weird name i can think of is one of Larry's old player Baxter Smoothy

 

[manu]

**** up alistar u faggit , chelsea are **** and quit soccer casue u don;t kno nothin about it u dumbass

 

[manu]

and your a tree hugger and that is even bader...

 

[Mutt]

lmfao... mate... go back to primary school.. i dare say ur parents are bad parents.. that may be quite an understatement..
back to the topic..
just the usual cheap humour one
4898576 Wayne King

 

[manu]

wat the **** are u on about mutt u dirty **** go lick ya daddys dick

 

[Alistair]

Mitchell, maybe you should go back to preschool because you have serious issues

 

[chris boston]

Erm, do you think you can keep your personal vendettas private rather than make us read your childish abuse?

Maybe you'd be better suited to frequent the teletubies messageboards.*

*disclaimer: I don't know if they have any boards, I just made it up... honest...

 

[Essendon BFC]

Chuck Crapp.

He plays for my friends team.

 

[pavnedved]

I have a youth named Young Lamb