Funniest thing ive read on this site so far

[turnandcough]

JonBeav - What happened to sexiest woman thread ?
Deleted?
Booo that

Hristos - Wow, I just noticed that too. Why??????
Maybe because it was turning into a place to share softcore porn?

Hakeem - yeah. it got out of hand.
its being cleaned up and then maybe it'll be back

Rochester Rhino - what am I going to do without it. I wonder how QuikZilver is taking this?

Hakeem - you do know you can find free porn pretty much everywhere on the net right?


i actually laughed for about a minute after reading that.....priceless hakeem

 

[Sir Calumn]

You obviously havent seen any of Gavin or Denis's posts yet.

 

[turnandcough]

how would i go about seeing them, without searching through every thread

 

[Sir Calumn]

Here is the funniest post every on SG - took me ages to dig it up but worth it. Gavin, I bow down to you for this one.

Originally posted by AberdeenFC
thats nice to know man SBF you've really helped me in life by telling us all about yourself, it's so excellent, it reminds me of a time i was eating a cracker with cheese on it. i was so amazing and unpredictable, i just didnt know what was going to happen next, the tears ran down my face because i was so exited with every bite i took not knowing what would happen next. it's just so great that you smoke weed, it really brings a smile to my face (hey wait a minute, that's named after me ) Just thinking about you havin a smoke reminds me of the time i was in dundee and sat on a wooden chair, i was so painfull and unsafe, but at the same time was really exiting because i didnt know if i would survive, so i would like to say SBF......


THANKS FOR SHARING

 

[turnandcough]

what had the guy said before hand

 

[Sir Calumn]

Originally posted by turnandcough
what had the guy said before hand

Not sure, but as it's SBF, he'd be boasting about smoking weed in some way or another.

 

[.::John::.]

Originally posted by Sir Didier*CFC
Here is the funniest post every on SG - took me ages to dig it up but worth it. Gavin, I bow down to you for this one.

I remember that thread, it was fucking hilarious

 

[yoyo913]

best thread ever

 

[turnandcough]

what was the thread WHAT WAS THE THREAD!

 

[Sir Calumn]

Originally posted by turnandcough
what was the thread WHAT WAS THE THREAD!

Nothing, just everyone flaming SBF, but that quote I posted was the crown jewell.

 

[Hans]

Search for a thread titled "Peking duck" . . .

 

[chatterbox]

The first and original thread about help asking out girls was by mufc daddy. He was thinking of asking out some girl at work that he suspected liked him. Some guy said something like walk up to a girl and ask her if she wants to have sex with you and here is the reply by a person named newbie:

" Carlos*FRUITS, who the blinking HELL is goina get a chick to go out with them by saying "GIVE ME A TASTE OF IT BITCH"? Sometimes, I feel that T.V. influences your gullible little bean sized brains so much that it has taught you punks how to think. Clearly, a job is not a priority for you Carlos*a--es. Do you think that he will be able to walk in there knowing that the whole stinking joint is talking about him and laughin' at his expense? Clearly, the whole JUST DO IT thing has been taken too far by some of you "I AM THE COOLEST" little pricks who can fantacize better than you can think! Do you freaks have an empty birds nest for a brain or something? " by newbie

 

[rony31]

Recain:

Hans, I think i know who stoled your tread... Two days ago I saw a blind man in yellow suit, that was coming from FIFA2003 kits forum. In his hands i saw blackish object, that was looking like some kind of the tread. I was interested, so i followed him. Man was walking more than 2 forums and than he stoped. He put the tread down, and I saw name HANS on it, and it was named same as your tread. Than the man walked down to the garbage can, and destoyed your beutiful tread. NO...... I stard to screem, but it was too late, precious writing was gone. Man in Yellow suit turn around, and I saw his face... It was.. It was Valioso. Yes, it was this man. He destoyed your tread, it is his foult. But mybe he was waring a mask? I dont know, I think nobody know, and nobody will ever find out this....

funniest thing I've ever read

 

[Frostwolf]

The Spain one is funnier I think.