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Funniest moment in Simpsons history???
- Thread starter Mishkin
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OK. It's probably a rerun episode, but tonight I just thought it was hilarious:
(The Simpsons just completed their puzzle)
Flanders (from behind fence): Looks like you're missing a piece.
Homer: Well, it looks like you're missing a wife.
Flanders: Heh, well I guess I set myself up for that one.
(Homer dancing in gay night club)
Lesbians: I would have never thought looking at that would make me more lesbian.
Hans Moleman: Lesbians? This isn't my Army reunion.
*Man dressed in Army uniform*
Man: I'm taking you home with me.
Hans Moleman: Yes, Colonel.
(The Simpsons just completed their puzzle)
Flanders (from behind fence): Looks like you're missing a piece.
Homer: Well, it looks like you're missing a wife.
Flanders: Heh, well I guess I set myself up for that one.
(Homer dancing in gay night club)
Lesbians: I would have never thought looking at that would make me more lesbian.
Hans Moleman: Lesbians? This isn't my Army reunion.
*Man dressed in Army uniform*
Man: I'm taking you home with me.
Hans Moleman: Yes, Colonel.
When Homer is on the sub
"Homer since you worked in a Nuclear powerplant your on a Nuclear Sub"
Homer : Its Pronounced Nuclear
Then Later on it drifts into Russian Waters
While at the United Nations Russia is complaining. Little do we know its the Soviet Union and they are queryed.
Soviet Union? I thought it was gone
That what we wanted you to think
Muahahah!
Then at the parade outside the Kremlin the peace parade turns sour.
That moment cracks me up everytime.
"Homer since you worked in a Nuclear powerplant your on a Nuclear Sub"
Homer : Its Pronounced Nuclear
Then Later on it drifts into Russian Waters
While at the United Nations Russia is complaining. Little do we know its the Soviet Union and they are queryed.
Soviet Union? I thought it was gone
That what we wanted you to think
Muahahah!
Then at the parade outside the Kremlin the peace parade turns sour.
That moment cracks me up everytime.
The one where Homer is a teacher at an adult school. On his way to the job, he doesn't stop at a red light and just goes through. He almost causes accidents and everybody starts yelling at him for running the red light. The he stops and says: "It's OK. I'm a teacher."
Another really funny scene is when Homer is in the episode where the Simpsons are set up on a TV show where Homer has to do Service for the City. In this old ladies house, he gets scared and runs into a closet. There he lights a match and sees a skelleton. He screams and turns of the match. Then he turns on another one. He screams again and turns it off. He then says: "Phew. Thank god I don't have any more matches. Oh oh, here's one more..." So he turns it on too and screams! That was hillarious. It just clearly shows Homer's stupidity.
There is one more that I really like and it's also about Homer. It's the episode where Homer gets a gun. After he agrees to get rid of it, he figures that he can't. So he just hides it in the refrigerator. One day, Bart opens it and finds the gun. He wants to shoot an apple of of Millhouse's head, but doesn't because Marge stops him. Homer walks in and Marge gets mad at him for lying to her. Homer then says: "But Marge, I didn't think you would find out." Marge says something and then Homer replies again. "But Marge.... I REALLY didn't think you'd find out!"
Those are three really funny parts that are shown in the Simpsons, but there are many many more, some maybe even funnier, but those just couldn't get into my head.
Another really funny scene is when Homer is in the episode where the Simpsons are set up on a TV show where Homer has to do Service for the City. In this old ladies house, he gets scared and runs into a closet. There he lights a match and sees a skelleton. He screams and turns of the match. Then he turns on another one. He screams again and turns it off. He then says: "Phew. Thank god I don't have any more matches. Oh oh, here's one more..." So he turns it on too and screams! That was hillarious. It just clearly shows Homer's stupidity.
There is one more that I really like and it's also about Homer. It's the episode where Homer gets a gun. After he agrees to get rid of it, he figures that he can't. So he just hides it in the refrigerator. One day, Bart opens it and finds the gun. He wants to shoot an apple of of Millhouse's head, but doesn't because Marge stops him. Homer walks in and Marge gets mad at him for lying to her. Homer then says: "But Marge, I didn't think you would find out." Marge says something and then Homer replies again. "But Marge.... I REALLY didn't think you'd find out!"
Those are three really funny parts that are shown in the Simpsons, but there are many many more, some maybe even funnier, but those just couldn't get into my head.
Tom Barnett
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Originally posted by JTNY
Homer pretends to be Mr. Burns in post office.
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Superb...classic...all of the comments made above were classic simpsons moments, it just syas something about the simpsons really, anmd the brilliance of its creators
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Originally posted by JTNY
Homer pretends to be Mr. Burns in post office.
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Superb...classic...all of the comments made above were classic simpsons moments, it just syas something about the simpsons really, anmd the brilliance of its creators