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soccerlover1224

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This is what I love about tango, salsa and dirty dances. You can touch a hot chick and hug her. ALL FOR FREE. And if you're lucky enough, a free kiss and a free sex from her may be waiting for you.
 
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Mandieta6

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Haha, touching a hot girl for free is definitely great. I'm a terrible dancer. I don't I'm ever the worst dancer at a club, but I'm definitely at the bottom. Then again lots of guys don't know how to dance either. The one unforgivable thing is if a woman can't dance. Chicks gotta have graceful movements, otherwise they look ridiculous and unappealing. I dunno if women think the same about us, but I remember going to a club once and seeing two hot chicks come in, and one of them started dancing like as if goat was trying to imitate shakira while having a seizure. Total turn-off.
 
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Mus

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soccerlover1224;3478292 said:
This is what I love about tango, salsa and dirty dances. You can touch a hot chick and hug her. ALL FOR FREE. And if you're lucky enough, a free kiss and a free sex from her may be waiting for you.
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All I've managed is a 2 for the price of 1 voucher
 
Sir Didier Drogba

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I cant dance and wont dance. I am very attracted to girls who can dance well but it is a conundrum because if I go out with one I will inevitably eventually be cuckolded by a greasy latino who launches into a tango with her which has a big finish in an alleyway outside.
 
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MaestroZidane

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My wife loves to dance Salsa, so I was forced to learned, now I may not be a professional, but at least I know the basic steps.
 
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jschuck12001

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Sir C;3478360 said:
I cant dance and wont dance. I am very attracted to girls who can dance well but it is a conundrum because if I go out with one I will inevitably eventually be cuckolded by a greasy latino who launches into a tango with her which has a big finish in an alleyway outside.
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Who cares if you cant dance, that's why they serve alcohol at the club. Its tough to pull some strange if you sit at the bar and spectate.
 
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soccerlover1224

Club Supporter
my friend is a lucky bastard :evil::evil: he got free touch, free hug, free kiss and free sex from 2 girls at the same time :-D they got drunk and then made a "sandwich" that night :Devil:

I could only have 1 girl at a time :) never have a threesome or orgy
 
Back Door Skip

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soccerlover1224;3479033 said:
my friend is a lucky bastard :evil::evil: he got free touch, free hug, free kiss and free sex from 2 girls at the same time :-D they got drunk and then made a "sandwich" that night :Devil:

I could only have 1 girl at a time :) never have a threesome or orgy
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Did he inject two marijuanas to be able to please both women?
 
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soccerlover1224

Club Supporter
MaestroZidane;3478618 said:
My wife loves to dance Salsa, so I was forced to learned, now I may not be a professional, but at least I know the basic steps.
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does she know dirty dance (H)? if yes, ask her to dance with ya b4 bedtime :evil: it could turn you both on......like viagra (6)
 
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