Reuters-07-18-2003 03:18:PM(Eastern Time)-Police were devestated today when a crazy man known only as Hans dug up the dead teeth joke and raped it. Bystanders who were leaving wreaths were shocked and dramatized. This incident has already brought up disputes within politics. Former US President, Bill Clinton, had this to say, "All I can say is he should of got oral." Police have begun a manhunt for the man. And for the time being the FBI will be set up near the burial of the teeth joke, known by many as TJ.