First of all id like to say.. Jev isnt a cocky guy, Jev isnt a boaster, Jev isnt a Bragger, and Jev isnt any of the rotten things you all call him. What Jev is. however, is a guy with a real strong competitive edge, and with that, comes hours of practice to back up what he says, and a mouth to say it with.. However you take it as, YES, it can be categorized as cocky, boasting, bragging, but for the INTELLIGENT competitive gamer, its called competitiveness... its called aggressiveness.
Jev isnt a 12 yr old like some fag said.. oh and Paul your stupid bags on Jev are older than God himself "couldnt beat an old lady in a long distance..." You think your a ******* comedian? You wouldnt just get boo'd on a stage, you would get taken from the stage and trampled on the floor, then taken outside for being a disgrace to comedians because that **** was SOO not funny and VERY old...
Things i Dont see:
I bet none of you know how to even do these tips that Jev mentioned. IF ANYTHING.. AND I MEAN ANYTHING!!! There are many who know how to do the Near Post Corner Kick Goal because Many gamers online who are half decent know how to do it. What i dont see.. is rapid quick passing, thru balls into open space, Bullet passes from the 60 yard line all the way to the 18 yard line for a nice shot.
Things I do See:
I see alot of you faggots ( and i only call the ones faggots who talk **** about jevs boasting instead of using the tips because I personally, could care less if he talks about how Jesus is his brother.. if it helps me improve, ill skip past the Jesus part) pretend to know the game and this is WHAT I DO see.. I see disconnectors and quitters after playing us and losing anywhere around 4-9 goals a game to about 1 or 2. I do see us losing to some of you, but with a style of football that isnt football ( and all you good players know what im talking aout) This football is called kickball, noobs launch the ball hoping for a 1v1 Breakaway with the keeper.. Then they play slide tackling like theres ABSOLUTELY NO TOMORROW because they are scared pussys knowing that all we need is ONE chance to score ( freekick, corner, open space, 1v1) and GOAL.
Heres My Tip AGAINST all the LongBall noobs and Slide Tackle Lamers (who LUCKILY beat superior opponents with their CHEAP tactics
This is for the GOOD players who play fairly and seem to have trouble with LONGBALL fruits and who Tackle Cheaply to defend their precious 1-0 lead. Pick a 5-4-1 Formation with either Attack or Defend. They WILL NOT get the Longball breakaway ANYMORE with this formation. And if they tackle a lot, Simply LOB the ball in the box so they can stupidly tackle u for a penalty, or the TOP of the 18 yard line (just outside the box to get a Freekick.) This is where your skills for freekicks come in, you do have hope because I, score about 6/10 Freekicks i get outside the box, and 5/10 Penaltys since they are pure luck to make. Versus these cheap players, you MUST have PATIENCE and with patience, the goals will come.. If its a proplay game.. you have about 10-15 minutes left in the game to be patient and get your goals (considering it only takes 5 minutes of the 1st half to see if they are cheap players or not) SO BE PATIENT and you will ALWAYS win
I also have a reply to ALL the players who say pick a piece of **** team to face Brazil or Real Madrid and show us how REAL your tactics are.. FIRST OF ALL, our tactics are quick passing, and there is absolutely a 0.1% to beat Brazil with a 3rd Division team that cant pass for ****. But .... Nobody said you cant pick the SAME team as us to have the same chance. You want us to say it? You want us to? Ok I will say it for myself and hopefully be speaking for all of us when i say.. NOPE we cant beat you as Brazil with a 3rd Division team rated 1 1/2 stars.. Happy? But.. We arent stupid, and if you want to put us down and seem so SMART with your "3rd division vs Brazil.." Then be our guest, we could care less because in the World Championships of this game.. A patch will be available to only WCG competitors which will make either ALL teams Equal in Status, or only 2 Teams to choose From equal in status.... THAT is where Jev talks about mood and luck, our tips will get you far enough, but if the world tournament makes every team equal.. Then take our tips as suffice to give you the competitive edge.
ALL YOU FLAMERS WHO AFTER READING MY POST WANNA TALK ****? GO AHEAD, I BARELY READ THIS SITE AND IF I DO WONT CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.. THIS WAS FOR JEV AND MY XP FRIENDS, COZMO AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS GAMING HOURS A DAY TO REPRESENT THEIR COUNTRY.. GL AND GG