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Fifa 101

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Luis Ah-Hoy

Senior Squad
Re: Fifa 101

Originally posted by Jevrej
Good Morning World, Here I am (Jevrej) to provide a strategy guide for the online gamers who are at a major disadvantage when playing the fully-game mastered likes of Detrimental9, ASDGiggs, TheOnlyCosmo, XXVSTrxx, and Jevrej(me).

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GOOD LUCK to all the students of FIFA 101





You're really boasting yourself up, other than just providing a guide. No one here is your student, stop calling us sons, stop being a b*tch...

In case you haven't notice, there are many people here how deserve more respect than you, so show some respect, asshole...

And by the time we need a list of some of the greatest-online gamers, we will let you know. For now, keep it for yourself. And stop sayin' that we're jealous. If you don't want to be criticized, stop writing crap...
 

dbecks07

Youth Team
I don't care even a little bit... I pick chelsea and loose against northampton... but... what the hell! i enjoy the game!!!

and by the way... you may be the best in fifa04, but lets take our bets to other areas... what about a... math bet, perhaps... you may be the best in one area, but i bet you suck in almost everything else
 

Jevrej

Club Supporter
Theres never the best player and I never said I was the best.

I listed the top player in my opinion so that people who look at the guide see that it comes from a master, not just a guy who thinks he knows but he doesnt know. This is a proven guide that every great player goes by, the only difference in gameplays are mood factors and luck.
 

theworldgame

Youth Team
what a pointless forum

plenty of other tips and tricks - all you've done is summarise some simple controls, and you obviously just play football to watch the stars seeing you play as Real Madrid and Brazil

no offence - but what's the point of telling everyone your favourite things and starting your own forum

only if you're the top ranked online player should you be giving out tips, plus these tips could be made up by a 5 year old who has played Fifa on amateur for one 4 minute match - too basic
 

WhyBee

Club Supporter
Jev, you are without a doubt a great fifa 2k4 player, but I can't but to agree with people bashing you, your post does come off as a bit of arrogant, but I know you had zero bad intentions behind it. You just wanted to pass along info to people that you have learned, but with the way you retaliated, This post has become a flame war because you allowed yourself to get annoyed by the people that flamed you. So in return you flamed them back by calling them "your sons" and saying they are jealous of your skill and saying "APPRECiate that I even let you in on SOME oF THE THINGS that only come after MUCH MUCH hours per day of playing fifa.", makes you sound like you're god compared to them. Unlike Chael and I who have seen your skill by playing you online, they haven't. So everyone needs to stop flaming each other and settle this like men in the game which has brought us together!

So I say this in the end, which will probably get me flamed :)

You guys talk the talk, now walk the walk, Jev HAS said he'll step up to prove you guys he's got skill (even though it was a bad choice of words the way he said it), so why not step up and see for yourself what he and yourself is made of.
 

Phoenix

Reserve Team
1 - I swear to god, lets lobby for a ban just so I am not called his 'son' again- i want to stab my eyeballs

2 - As far as im concerned, anyone that is ranked so highly needs to get out of the house. Do the online profiles show how many games the person has played. I'm betting far too many. Jeez bro, give us your rhetoric, fine, dont put words in my mouth, dont call me your son and get out of the house. I always doubt people far too good at video games.

3 - No need to have a got at each others tips and tricks- i find them all equally unhelpful. No offence paul, im on your side.
 

Jevrej

Club Supporter
Hey my jealous sons haha, whats up, whos that jealous son talking about, only the top players can post guides and that my guide can be found out by a rookie playing on amateur. WHYBEE said my message was only to do good, and it was. THought no matter what I responded to, I wasnt retaliating, Im laughing at my jealous sons when I read all these hates. I know they tried to incorporate every single/most of my guide into their game, I KNOW THEY DID. And they come here telling me this that. I dont care how it comes out, Im one of the most experienced players in the world and Ill keep giving it out guides to everyone because I was once at a disadvantage where I didnt know the CORE root of FIFA tactics and controls.

see u my jealous sons
 

Jevrej

Club Supporter
Right now as I see it, the competition at the top level of FIFA is very very close

Players like Detrimental, Giggs, Cosmo, Jevrej, VSTR, Chael, walterpals are so close in their gameplays and almost exact styles, that I believe by the time WCG finals come around, the player who masters the Advanced Dribling will come out and separate himself from the rest.

Ive been playing couple times where I had Ronaldo or Raul against 2 players, I do the 360 spin, and Im completely free for 1 second, which is a lot of time for me shooting wise, and I score. I cant do it every time. The dribbling in FIFA works, but looks to me, even when its mastered, it wont work every time
 

DeTrimenTaL09

Club Supporter
First of all id like to say.. Jev isnt a cocky guy, Jev isnt a boaster, Jev isnt a Bragger, and Jev isnt any of the rotten things you all call him. What Jev is. however, is a guy with a real strong competitive edge, and with that, comes hours of practice to back up what he says, and a mouth to say it with.. However you take it as, YES, it can be categorized as cocky, boasting, bragging, but for the INTELLIGENT competitive gamer, its called competitiveness... its called aggressiveness.

Jev isnt a 12 yr old like some fag said.. oh and Paul your stupid bags on Jev are older than God himself "couldnt beat an old lady in a long distance..." You think your a ******* comedian? You wouldnt just get boo'd on a stage, you would get taken from the stage and trampled on the floor, then taken outside for being a disgrace to comedians because that **** was SOO not funny and VERY old...

Things i Dont see:
I bet none of you know how to even do these tips that Jev mentioned. IF ANYTHING.. AND I MEAN ANYTHING!!! There are many who know how to do the Near Post Corner Kick Goal because Many gamers online who are half decent know how to do it. What i dont see.. is rapid quick passing, thru balls into open space, Bullet passes from the 60 yard line all the way to the 18 yard line for a nice shot.

Things I do See:
I see alot of you faggots ( and i only call the ones faggots who talk **** about jevs boasting instead of using the tips because I personally, could care less if he talks about how Jesus is his brother.. if it helps me improve, ill skip past the Jesus part) pretend to know the game and this is WHAT I DO see.. I see disconnectors and quitters after playing us and losing anywhere around 4-9 goals a game to about 1 or 2. I do see us losing to some of you, but with a style of football that isnt football ( and all you good players know what im talking aout) This football is called kickball, noobs launch the ball hoping for a 1v1 Breakaway with the keeper.. Then they play slide tackling like theres ABSOLUTELY NO TOMORROW because they are scared pussys knowing that all we need is ONE chance to score ( freekick, corner, open space, 1v1) and GOAL.

Heres My Tip AGAINST all the LongBall noobs and Slide Tackle Lamers (who LUCKILY beat superior opponents with their CHEAP tactics

This is for the GOOD players who play fairly and seem to have trouble with LONGBALL fruits and who Tackle Cheaply to defend their precious 1-0 lead. Pick a 5-4-1 Formation with either Attack or Defend. They WILL NOT get the Longball breakaway ANYMORE with this formation. And if they tackle a lot, Simply LOB the ball in the box so they can stupidly tackle u for a penalty, or the TOP of the 18 yard line (just outside the box to get a Freekick.) This is where your skills for freekicks come in, you do have hope because I, score about 6/10 Freekicks i get outside the box, and 5/10 Penaltys since they are pure luck to make. Versus these cheap players, you MUST have PATIENCE and with patience, the goals will come.. If its a proplay game.. you have about 10-15 minutes left in the game to be patient and get your goals (considering it only takes 5 minutes of the 1st half to see if they are cheap players or not) SO BE PATIENT and you will ALWAYS win :)

I also have a reply to ALL the players who say pick a piece of **** team to face Brazil or Real Madrid and show us how REAL your tactics are.. FIRST OF ALL, our tactics are quick passing, and there is absolutely a 0.1% to beat Brazil with a 3rd Division team that cant pass for ****. But .... Nobody said you cant pick the SAME team as us to have the same chance. You want us to say it? You want us to? Ok I will say it for myself and hopefully be speaking for all of us when i say.. NOPE we cant beat you as Brazil with a 3rd Division team rated 1 1/2 stars.. Happy? But.. We arent stupid, and if you want to put us down and seem so SMART with your "3rd division vs Brazil.." Then be our guest, we could care less because in the World Championships of this game.. A patch will be available to only WCG competitors which will make either ALL teams Equal in Status, or only 2 Teams to choose From equal in status.... THAT is where Jev talks about mood and luck, our tips will get you far enough, but if the world tournament makes every team equal.. Then take our tips as suffice to give you the competitive edge.


ALL YOU FLAMERS WHO AFTER READING MY POST WANNA TALK ****? GO AHEAD, I BARELY READ THIS SITE AND IF I DO WONT CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY.. THIS WAS FOR JEV AND MY XP FRIENDS, COZMO AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS GAMING HOURS A DAY TO REPRESENT THEIR COUNTRY.. GL AND GG
 

DeTrimenTaL09

Club Supporter
"Good Morning World, Here I am (Jevrej) to provide a strategy guide for the online gamers who are at a major disadvantage when playing the fully-game mastered likes of Detrimental9, ASDGiggs, TheOnlyCosmo, XXVSTrxx, and Jevrej(me)."

And personally, that doesnt sound like boasting, that sounds a lot more like friendly sarcasm, or a little bit on the humorous side. I find it absolutely incredible that the 1st and 2nd faggots who blew this out of proportion calling Jev a boaster totally ruined this post. To all you fruits who think Jev is a boaster, he isnt.. That paragraph is originally what all this fuss is about. THe sons part was just, what i think, was just to make all the fruits get angry. Gosh... IT seems all you ingrateful fruits FORGOT TO REALIZE that Jev wrote more than 3 paragraphs HELPING YOU ALL and only 1 that was very short, to "boast" about himself and his friends. personally, i think Jev can call himself God for all i care.. And all you fruits who say Jev already mentioned **** that "i already knew" then play a 2 minute Game with me, and SHOW ME that you know it, i will gladly save the screen shots of your pathetic lieing azz and post them On here for "talking the talk" because we know, you cant walk the walk. Jevs offer stands, My 2min offer now stands.. Any of you puzzys wanna prove to me these tips are old?... im waiting? :)
 

darigaaz36

Youth Team
If a complete stranger walked into a room and shouted "I'm one of the most experienced person and I'm here to help the hopeless people gathered in here.", everyone would think "what the **** is he talking about?" or "yeah, screw him!".
 

Lennon

Wants to be a Superstar
geez, what the hell is going on here with all these fifa experts wannabes :rolleyes: just because they post on how to dribble and use the special moves they think they are good??

If you want a guide just download it from the SG page, or from Paul's sig :rolleyes:
 

Jevrej

Club Supporter
aaaaaaahhhhh, Detrimental, your my brother. im starting to look like SLIM SHADY here, wheres hes the nice guy but no one understands the real him hehehehe. YOU SAID exactly what I was thinking when I wrote it. I wrote sons to further angry the jealous sons heheheheheheheh. anyway, thanks for backing up, when masters like you and xpchael and xpwhybee come on here and dedicate couple minute of their time just to back me up and thank me, ITS an honor. as my english masters online say it " CHEERS M8" hehe. anyway, DETRIMENTAL thanks for the LONG BALL TACTICS STOPPING, its great what we do for this jealous sons and they hate on me. You killed them DET, you killed them, hahah.

anyway, I know im a specialist at free kicks like detrimental, but I want to specialize in the Dead angle free kick shots, so one of the masters get on this POPULAR thread and add another piece to the winning strategy.

England is better? ok, we will see in euro 2004

Croatia #1

I say Czech Republic will win Euro 2004
 

Luis Ah-Hoy

Senior Squad
Hey DeTrimenTaL09:

First of all, if anyone said that his tips were useless, then forget it. I personally think that some of them are very interesting.

Secondly, if you don't know how to use the word "faggot", then don't use it at all. Your bag at Paul was also very stupid. That:

"You wouldnt just get boo'd on a stage, you would get taken from the stage and trampled on the floor, then taken outside for being a disgrace to comedians because that ... and bla bla bla"

well, i didn't finish my reading coz' I was gettin' sleepy with such foolishness...

This one was the best:

"And personally, that doesnt sound like boasting, that sounds a lot more like friendly sarcasm, or a little bit on the humorous side."

If you and your...... friends find this kind of "sarcasm" humorous, then write Private Messages to each other and have some laughter. Yet again, you can call us your sons, but you're the childish ones....

And finally, next time, to avoid unconstructive conversations like we're having in this thread, just post your tips and leave your "humour" and "sarcasm" for those who think they're funny and convenient...

And please, don't reply if you're going to write crap...... we're gettin' fed up with your crap.... ok, you're the best Fifa gamers, we can accept that. Personally I don't give a f*ck if you can beat the hell out of me in the game.... damn, and I thought I was a fanatic....
 

DeTrimenTaL09

Club Supporter
"Your bag at Paul was also very stupid."

If you had an ounce of intelligence in your body, you would realize that it wasnt a bag you fruitcake. It was a foretelling of an event that would take place if his stupidity decided to take center stage in a comedy club. And if you have never been to a comedy club, i have seen the Stupid comics bood off stage and get thrown outside like trash. The only difference between the ones getting thrown outside and Paul, is that he would get trampled for pissing off the crowd with his retarded jokes.

"If you and your...... friends find this kind of "sarcasm" humorous, then write Private Messages to each other and have some laughter."

Yet another sign of your dumbass, which is a perfect example of your lack of reading comprehension to an English Dossier Structure. It was the opening of his Dossier, and you still forget that his opening was only 3-4 sentences long, as he wrote 4 paragraphs after his opening to help idiots like you have more fun with the game and become better, but... you, once again, failed to understand what the f**k is going on. Jevs getting clowned on 3-4 sentences, and not commended for his 4 paragraphs helping all those flamers. OH.. and why didnt i ignore them? cuz.. i was bored :)

"you're the best Fifa gamers, we can accept that"

Jevrej said that, not me... hmm.. another sign of your lack of reading comprehension? or is this just another side effect of your stupid ass...

"Personally I don't give a f*ck if you can beat the hell out of me in the game."

Neither do I homie.. neither.. do.. I :)

oh and b4 i forget..

"Secondly, if you don't know how to use the word "faggot"

If? uh.. i do.. but since your an Expert at foul language (obviously not an expert at comprehending english) then enlighten us on the usage of the word?

This wasnt a responce talking sh!t, it was a responce showing you the reasons why i would have ignored responding to you, why I would have rather let other people read your comment, and read mine.. and compare the two and see how clueless you are.. but for the sake of others like you out there.. i thought i would just write it step by step just in case anyone is as dumb as you are, so that they may understand why ur the moron who wasted 5 minutes responding to me, when in actuallity.. u spent 5 minutes proving how much of a dork u are.. no fancy words here homie, dork sounds about right :) bye
-DeT
 
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