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Faroes v Scotland - [R]

arthur

Youth Team
Faroe Islands 2 v 2 Scotland.

A great result for Scotland who not only come away with a well-earned point but also majestically fought back from an early 2 goal deficit against one of he strongest teams from the middle of the North Atlantic.

The Faroe Islands fielded a strong side and had the plucky Scots on the backfoot when they took the lead after only 6 minutes. Gillian Johnsson crossed from the right and Peter Petersson, the local hairdresser, managed to get an eyebrow to the ball to send all sixteen of the home fans (not including the sheep grazing behind the goal) into raptures.

Petersson scored again in the 12th minute, the ball richoeting off his bootlace and bobbling into the top corner and Scotland realised that the Faroes were every bit as good as Brazil.

The Faroes, who had started the day as deserved leaders of Group 5 by virtue of their place in the alphabet, had recently recorded a victory over the previously undefeated Leichtenstein and carried that form into todays game. Several more first-half chances fell to the Faroes' star striker, Karl Andersson, but the one-legged 12-year-old failed to convert.

Scotland boss, Berti Vogts, could have been satisfied with keeping the score at a respectable 2-0 defeat to the group favourites but instead decided to go for broke in the second half, bringing on the fans favourite, 48-year-old Steve Crawford. Scotland dug deep and after 60 minutes, scored a fabulous goal from Paul Lambert, a beautifully mis-hit volley from 16 yards which sizzled into the back of the net via David Weirs knee and a Faroe defenders ankle.

Scotland now had their tails up and were playing at their very best, sometimes stringing together as many as 2 passes before losing control. It wasn't long before Barry Ferguson brought Scotland back onto level terms with a superb solo effort reminiscent of Maradona's famous Mexican hit, "Material Girl". A chipped cross from Crawford fell into Ferguson's path and from 12 yards, he beat no players before sending the keeper the right way to pull Scotland level.

Scotland finished thet match strongly and could have scored several more goals except for the fact that they didn't create any more actual chances.

After the match, Faroes coach Henrik Larsson reflected "It was a game of two halves, the boys done good but at the end of the day, I'm sick as a parrot."

Scotland coach, Vogts, was more upbeat, saying "Vee ver very vell organised und I am satisfied zat vee kept a clean sheet in zee second half. Not many teams vill come to zee Faroe Islands und earn a draw, och aye zee noo".

Scotland couldn't have asked for a better start to the "Group Of Death" which also features European giants Iceland and Lithuania and have now been installed as the bookies firm favourites to win Euro 2004 with odds of 1,000,000,000 to 1.
 

Hendrik

Team Captain
Who was the idiot that named Berti Vogts coach of Scotland? Very funny :D
btw. "Group of death"? Very hard group :monkey:
 

INFESTA

Official
Ahahaha, your posts are always gold, arthur! :D

I saw the highlights... Scotland sucks.:jambo: Poor Denis and Gavin.:(
The scots' first goal was an absolute fluke. I was watching those guys on the stands dressed with kilts, thinking "Man, at least I hope they don't..." They didn't, pheeew.
 
Re: Faroes v Scotland - [R]

Originally posted by arthur
Faroe Islands 2 v 2 Scotland.

A great result for Scotland who not only come away with a well-earned point but also majestically fought back from an early 2 goal deficit against one of he strongest teams from the middle of the North Atlantic.

...to send all sixteen of the home fans (not including the sheep grazing behind the goal) into raptures.

The Faroes, who had started the day as deserved leaders of Group 5 by virtue of their place in the alphabet...

Scotland now had their tails up and were playing at their very best, sometimes stringing together as many as 2 passes before losing control.

Scotland finished thet match strongly and could have scored several more goals except for the fact that they didn't create any more actual chances.

Scotland couldn't have asked for a better start to the "Group Of Death" which also features European giants Iceland and Lithuania...

LOL man, love the sarcasm.:D
 

Gerrard 17

Fan Favourite
Re: Faroes v Scotland - [R]

Originally posted by arthur
Faroe Islands 2 v 2 Scotland.
Scotland boss, Berti Vogts, could have been satisfied with keeping the score at a respectable 2-0 defeat to the group favourites but instead decided to go for broke in the second half, bringing on the fans favourite, 48-year-old Steve Crawford. Scotland dug deep and after 60 minutes, scored a fabulous goal from Paul Lambert, a beautifully mis-hit volley from 16 yards which sizzled into the back of the net via David Weirs knee and a Faroe defenders ankle.

muahahahahaha :D

GOLD! :D lol...... :D :crazyboy:
 

gmartinz

Youth Team
Either the Faroe Islands have improved dramatically or Scotland's REALLY bad. Maybe EA Sports will take the time to actually analyze the Faroe's this time.

I suspected Scotland was in trouble when their manager complained after the pitch the match was going to be played upon. Talk about telegraphing an excuse. It's the Faroe Islands, for God's sake. Be glad you weren't playing on a sheep patch.
 

Sukur54

Senior Squad
the faroens have siad that they will be taking 35% of the governments income to get new kits for the team since now theyre "world contenders" in world football. and they have signed an agreement with adidas now and said they are thanking their old kit sponsors, the sheep fur supplying farmers and the fish scales by the loyal fishermen.
 

arthur

Youth Team
There were some people who were sceptical when the SFA announced Berti Vogts as the new manager of Scotland. I think that these people will now be eating their words. Vogts' strategic master-plan worked like a charm as Scotland dominated play throughout the entire 59th minute.

To be honest, although the Faroes created about 5 other clear cut opportunites to score, they never looked like scoring more than 4. Scotland can be proud of the way they defended and the training sessions at Torshaven Headless Chicken Farm have clearly paid off.

My worry is that after such an outstanding start to this qualifying campaign, the fans expectations will now be sky high. But next up for Scotland is an away trip to Iceland, who have qualified for every European Championship Finals since 1968, except for all of them.

The other piece of good news is that Scotland's world ranking is getting higher all the time and they will soon be getting as high as 100.
 

Han

Senior Squad
Originally posted by arthur
Vogts' strategic master-plan worked like a charm as Scotland dominated play throughout the entire 59th minute.

:D LOL! :D


My worry is that after such an outstanding start to this qualifying campaign, the fans expectations will now be sky high. But next up for Scotland is an away trip to Iceland, who have qualified for every European Championship Finals since 1968, except for all of them.
I seriously believe Iceland this time will reach the play off :)
 

arthur

Youth Team
I agree about Iceland. They have been steadily improving over the past decade and have achieved some excellent results against good opposition. They've narrowly missed out on qualification to recent tournaments.

But now they have a very easy group and I think they could even take points from Germany. They are certainly superior to Scotland.

Scotland have for a long time had a problem with scoring goals and have relied on organisation and defence to scrape out results. But now with Berti Vogts, they still cannot score goals but are a shambolic mess in defence and midfield, truly shocking.

After the Faroes match, Vogts had the audacity to mention that Scotland had some key players missing through injury. Well excuse me, but the Faroes have a population of 45,000 (of which half are, of course, women). All but one of their players are part-time and play in the local Faroen League. The Faroes are equivalent to a non-league side. Scotland should be able to throw out any old players and win with ease. The reality is that the Faroes were very unlucky not to win and could easily have scored 5 goals.

And to compound my misery, the SFA have since declared that Vogts is still the right man for the job and he will steer the direction of Scottish football for the foreseeable future. I fear that I will be a very old man before I see a decent Scottish team again.
 
why does everyone keep mentioning me and denis, we sold our nationalitys (H) I'm Mexican and Denis is Dutch (H) anyway, this is the most embarrising result I can remember, and Berti must go!!



ARIBA!!
 


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