***EXCLUSIVE*** David Blaine has given up his stunt

[Rangers_1873]

Subject: David Blaine has given up his stunt.







David Blaine has given up his controversial stunt.







He was told that 44 days doing nothing in a box is not going to break the record which is currently held by Emile Heskey at 4 years.

 

[shokz]

Why don't he die?

Someone should've cut off his water supply.

Without water he'll die within a couple of days. DAMN.

He must have bad diareaoh

Bastard he is.

Its not even a stunt, its already been done by poor people.

I wouldnt call this exclusivity, as everyone knows my friend.

 

[Limberopoulos21]

Hahahahahaha! That works in so many levels.

 

[shokz]

Wrong forum mate, Non-topic forum please someone.

 

[Rangers_1873]

it's a joke about Emile Heskey FFS

 

[shokz]

Oh sorry, now now, dont pull a stresser, just because im English.

 

[Limberopoulos21]

did you hear the one about the 3 rabaiis and the catholic priest?

 

[IceBlu]

LOL !!! funny stuff

 

[veron28]

Originally posted by Limberopoulos21
did you hear the one about the 3 rabaiis and the catholic priest?

no....

 

[shokz]

tell us then Limberpoulos *taps the desk in antisipation*.

 

[Limberopoulos21]

i don't know, that's why I was asking you guys.

 

[shokz]

doh..

 

[Limberopoulos21]

fine...

ok theres 3 rabaiis and one priest a cat a fly and a fish.
(note- the priest and rabais only watch)


-so there's this fly that 12 inches above water.
-A fish is near the surface of the water, hungry for fly.
-A cat is on land and is hungry for fish and is waiting til the fish jumps up to catch the fly so he can eat the fish.

The fly moves 6 inches down and the fish jumps up, then the cat jumps for the fish. They both miss their targets.

Moral- when a fly goes down 6 inches, a pussy get's wet.

Then the priest malestes several children the end.

 

[chris_gibson69]

keep it clean pls

 

[IceBlu]

Originally posted by chris_gibson69
keep it clean pls

NO.


and btw, Limberopoulos21, that joke is ACE hahah. the Priest part is so random . lol.

 

[Perles]

hehe good stuff

 

[Limberopoulos21]

Excellent.

 

[shokz]

Impressive Indeed...

 

[Sam Lake]

Very nice joke Limberopoulos21

 

[wat3rf0x]

lol