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Eurovision 2K8

Áļéאָ

Fan Favourite
I gave you a shot n reaching new coolness heights and you blew it. Down the drain. I'm disappointed. Now im just gonna take my 5ft7 and go shoot some hoops
 

Hepoas

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Dragan T;2528124 said:
Jeg anede ikke at skandinavere var SÅ retarderede.

Come on... It was ironic. Just take a look for 2 years ago, when Lordi (Finland) won. I know that they don't vote for them, and them, and its not a war anyplace. But my point was it is a long time ago a "west" country won (except Finland).

Don't worry...
 

RobbieD_PL

Unreliable deceiver
Staff member
Moderator
Greece also won the year before (2005). Honestly, this East Mafia is BS. For a song to win the eurovision it can't just rely on a single voting block of friends... And you can't have sh!t delivered to you on a silver platter.
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Hepoas;2528461 said:
Come on... It was ironic. Just take a look for 2 years ago, when Lordi (Finland) won. I know that they don't vote for them, and them, and its not a war anyplace. But my point was it is a long time ago a "west" country won (except Finland).

Don't worry...

Fair nok.

RobbieD_PL;2528491 said:
Greece also won the year before (2005). Honestly, this East Mafia is BS. For a song to win the eurovision it can't just rely on a single voting block of friends... And you can't have sh!t delivered to you on a silver platter.

Plus, it didn't seem to have been a problem back when most of the Eastern Block was under just two countries. :read:
 

leungtl

Manager
Staff member
Seán Denny;2528649 said:
What the hell guys. You couldn't vote us through no??? :)

I agree, you guys were easily the best act on the night. The other countries probably didn't vote you through because they were voting strategically and removing the biggest threat :willis:

(Gosh it's been a while since I've used :willis:...)
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
Aww, what happened to the old days when Germany would put in some rocker who'd climb the stage? This sub Spice Girls crap is really disappointing.
 

champdave

SG Sheffield Authority
Dragan T;2528160 said:
Do you really give a fu*k who wins this retarded sh!tfest?

Thank god someone else thinks of Eurovision the same way.

I'd rather saw out my eyes with a rusty breadknife than watch this crap.
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
champdave;2528813 said:
Thank god someone else thinks of Eurovision the same way.

I'd rather saw out my eyes with a rusty breadknife than watch this crap.

Well, I've watched it several times, but merely for personal entertainment purposes. I've laughed AT them, not WITH them, so to speak. :Devil:
 

RobbieD_PL

Unreliable deceiver
Staff member
Moderator
Haha, bljat! Rassiya won! (H)

Even if it was a plagiat, this was a really powerful song. Deserved winner. :)

Coming from me, that's a lot, Bonzi! Hope you enjoy this win man!

Ukraine, Greece and Armenia all deserved 2/3/4 th placers. All very fine bitches indeed! :D

We suck, tied last with Nazis and UK on 14 pts :(

Latvia with 75 pts (H)

Apparently there'll be new rules in 2009, there's going to be no Big 4 because their entries are **** :D and Spain being the most BS of them all got the most pts (H) Someone please get RAI and Italy back into the contest, you'll score 100 bottles of champagne if you do. ;)
 

Hepoas

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I hate Russland with all my heart. I don't care about any person in that country.

Norway got 5th. Whats wrong with europe? :P well, im satisfied. Thanks to Finland and Sweden.
 

kramer11

Youth Team
What, an Eastern European country won again? Never!
And since when did Israel, Turkey, and Azerbaijan actually become European?(apart from the screwed up world of UEFA)
 

RobbieD_PL

Unreliable deceiver
Staff member
Moderator
Israel - Holocaust and the Vergangenheitbewelterung
Turkey - Ever since they took the Western bank of the Bosphorous.
Azerbaijan - Same goes for Georgia and Armenia too btw (and Kazakhstan (BE AFRAID< BE VERY AFRAID (H)) - Since the fall of the Soviet Union

And if you're shocked by that, Morocco particiapted in 1980 and Lebanon, Jordan, Tunisia, Libya as well as Egypt are all members of the EBU. Syria and Palestine are assoc. members.
 

Avalanche

Senior Squad
Thoughts on the Final (now with 100% whole grain!)

-Germany, I&#8217;m deeply disappointed in you. That&#8217;s two years in a row without a joke contestant. Next year, promise to us that you will return to the comedy bin, for the good of us all.

-Europe (with the exception of the Balkans) is waiting for an explanation from Laka (BIH), because nobody knew what exactly in the hell was going on during your performance.

-The highlight of the night had to be the random cutaways to the fan zone in the city square. Its okay to have them for sporting events such as the World Cup and the Olympics, but not for a piddling song festival which is more famous for being a source of unintentional comedy.

-It wouldn&#8217;t be the least bit surprising if the Finnish entry was actually Lordi, but without the masks and medieval body armour.

-If you noticed the video monitors on the stage during the Turkish performance, you might have seen the Sistene Chapel, or at least a really crappy counterfeit version of it.

-Pirates of the Sea (LVA) were clearly a carbon copy of last year&#8217;s British entry, except they were infinity times gayer than Captain Carlos Sparrow.

-Someone forgot to tell Sebastién Tellier (FRA) that using a golf cart as a chick magnet will repel all but the least desirable of women, as the only ones he pulled were the least convincing ladyboys in Bangkok.

-Ukraine, I have some good news and bad news. First, the good: Ani Lorak is smokin&#8217; hot. The bad news is that you can&#8217;t install tanning booths vertically. In fact, I&#8217;m pretty sure each one has a THIS END UP sign in giant, f*ck-off letters, so even the most retarded of people can properly install one.

-Okay, Rodolfo Fauxbasquesurnamewith14consonants (ESP), just what the f*ck were you trying to pull? You have officially killed off the entire reggaeton genre. So, if you don&#8217;t want Daddy Yankee to kill you, please apologise for this anal expulsion right now.

-The Red Badge of Gayness has been awarded to the following countries: United Kingdom, Germany, Israel, Iceland, Latvia, Denmark, France, Spain.

-Finally, we head off to Russia next year, where the western nations will finally get to see the real East Mafiya in action. Unfortunately, most of the westerners will either be "liquidated" or tied up and stuffed in the back of a Mercedes-Benz and dropped off in Krasnodar without explanation.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to have my stomach pumped, which is the end result of shotgunning an entire 12-pack of sh*tty American beer over the course of this contest.
 

Johnny_Big

Starting XI
The contest was stupid, but I watched it 'till the end.

I loved Ukraine's song. Really catchy and great moves. And that girl is tasty (H)

(Talking about tasty girls, watch out for Greece and Armenia ones)

The Armenian song was great as well, because it was quite catchy. Turkey's one was very nice, great rockin' piece there.

As a joke song, I have to say Spain. Total crap. Or Germany, stupid stupid stupid.

As for my country, 13th place...not bad. Actually, I think it deserved a little more. Not that I like the song, but the performance of them tonight was simply outstanding. And that girl Vania Fernandes has A VOICE. She will have future, mark my words.
 

RobbieD_PL

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I have tasty images in my head of Dima, Plyushenko and the violin-guy banging the 3 girls below them (H)
 

Bonzi

Starting XI
RobbieD_PL;2528826 said:
Haha, bljat! Rassiya won! (H)

Even if it was a plagiat, this was a really powerful song. Deserved winner. :)

Coming from me, that's a lot, Bonzi! Hope you enjoy this win man!
I don't follow the competition. Don't even know how Dima Bilan's song sounds. And it's a real shame the Olympic figure skating champion has something to do with it.
 


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