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Do you plan to get married?

champdave

SG Sheffield Authority
Just from personal experience :)

Actually there's a really hot Danish girl at school, but she's engaged to this guy in Denmark. She has just turned 15 :confused:
 

Internazionale

Elo Ratings
I almost had a Japanese-American girlfriend to get married. But, I reconsider to think that she might cheat oneday.

F*ck, hopefully, I would get married in 5 yrs from now.
 

NIDOKING

Senior Squad
I'll NEVER get married, it's a waste of time (yes, let's spend 2 to 3 hours on a church) and money (God does not do nothing for free in this case), and money (declare the nation you live you formalized a couple), and money (If you get divorced, you must pay a lawyer), and money (Honey? could you lend me some money for buying a dress?), and... just realize

We could live together, without marrying, and that's all, I don't want churchs neither lawyers or that kind of sh¡t, if there are real love between a guy and a gal, they don't need that, unless they do not trust on themselves, also, if she needs some money, I'll lend some, but, unless her job is too inferior and she passes most of the time at house doing clean and stuff, I want payback

Maybe I'll get married if it's convenient for me, but I never get by love. And last thing, I'LL NEVER BUT NEVER have a son or daughter, specially last kind.
 

Hristos

Reserve Team
Originally posted by NIDOKING
I'LL NEVER BUT NEVER have a son or daughter, specially last kind.
But that's the only reason we are on this earth! To spread our seed!

Unless you're ugly, in that case please stick to your plan.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Originally posted by champdave
Actually there's a really hot Danish girl at school, but she's engaged to this guy in Denmark. She has just turned 15 :confused:

In that case it is your job to show her why she can't possibly committ to one person that early in her life. Show her how weak their bond is by banging her.
 
Originally posted by NIDOKING
I'll NEVER get married, it's a waste of time (yes, let's spend 2 to 3 hours on a church) and money (God does not do nothing for free in this case), and money (declare the nation you live you formalized a couple), and money (If you get divorced, you must pay a lawyer), and money (Honey? could you lend me some money for buying a dress?), and... just realize

We could live together, without marrying, and that's all, I don't want churchs neither lawyers or that kind of sh¡t, if there are real love between a guy and a gal, they don't need that, unless they do not trust on themselves, also, if she needs some money, I'll lend some, but, unless her job is too inferior and she passes most of the time at house doing clean and stuff, I want payback

Maybe I'll get married if it's convenient for me, but I never get by love. And last thing, I'LL NEVER BUT NEVER have a son or daughter, specially last kind.




plus if u get married you wouldnt be able to beat the elite four with your beloved nidoking ever again :confused:
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Originally posted by NIDOKING
I'll NEVER get married, it's a waste of time (yes, let's spend 2 to 3 hours on a church) and money (God does not do nothing for free in this case), and money (declare the nation you live you formalized a couple), and money (If you get divorced, you must pay a lawyer), and money (Honey? could you lend me some money for buying a dress?), and... just realize

We could live together, without marrying, and that's all, I don't want churchs neither lawyers or that kind of sh¡t, if there are real love between a guy and a gal, they don't need that, unless they do not trust on themselves, also, if she needs some money, I'll lend some, but, unless her job is too inferior and she passes most of the time at house doing clean and stuff, I want payback

Maybe I'll get married if it's convenient for me, but I never get by love. And last thing, I'LL NEVER BUT NEVER have a son or daughter, specially last kind.

You can seriously not be over 14 years of age. It would be impossible.

1) Marriage does not have to be long or expensive. You can go to the courthouse and be married for basically nothing in about an hour.

2) You have a real distrust of lawyers, which shows that you are completely ignorant of the legal system. Why are there so many lawyers? Because there are so many laws.

3) You think that her wanting money from you costs you money, but what if she makes more money than you? What if (heaven forbid!) she has a job! Oh how controversial!

4) You want "payback" for what you loan your wife? That is incredibly selfish and ignorant. Not many couples keep completely seperate finances you dooshbag. And you don't think that something like that is going to hurt your chances of getting a wife? You don't think feeling that way is going to affect your chances of ever getting laid? HA!

5) You hate girls as evidenced by the fact that you don't want a daughter. Obviously you have little to no experience with them because if you did you would realize that women are the exact same you moron. "I don't want a daughter!" Oh yeah, because you still play pokemon and have never talked to a girl that wasn't related to you?
 

Victorious

Reserve Team
I hope to get married when im financially stable, but if I know I've met the woman I love then I'll do it when ever it feels right.
 

schmeichel01

Goldmember
Don't have any plans, whenever I feel like im ready.... whether it be the girl im with now, or some old granny I meet whem in 80 living in so florida....
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
That's not true. You gould get a girl who 1) likes soccer, or 2) respects that you like it and won't try to take it away from you. Remember "it's only one day a week and during the off season we'll do stuff as a couple"
 

ssf

Club Supporter
I hope I never get married.

Reasons:

1. Having sex with the same woman over and over again ........
2. I can't do stuff like check out other girls, what porn, go to the bar, hang out with friends, watching soccer, going to stripclubs ..... all freedom gone :(
3. Divorce rate keeps on increasing in North America
4. Too much hard work
5. Needs alot of money (wedding + kids)
 

ssf

Club Supporter
Originally posted by Hyun
You shouldn't depend your marriage on a stupid data of divorce rates.

:o :o :o fine, you get married and when it doesn't work out and get divorced, i'll LMAO @ j00! :rockman: :crazyboy: :p
 

Kibe Kru

Starting XI
wtf? you don't want to get married because you could divorce? or maybe you're afraid that as the divorce rate grows that means your marriage will automatically fail?
 


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