Describe each EPL team with one word

[jackie4]

Ur not telling me ManUtd4Eva that u haven't heard the old 3 pin plug joke b4. I'm 31 and it's even older than me.

 

[Chelives]

Arsenal - Class act
Aston Villa - Useless and boring
Birmingham - Safe
Blackburn - Under-achievers
Bolton - Potential
Charlton - Grit
Chelsea - Thugs (well fans are)
Everton - Forgotten Scousers (just as well)
Fulham - At last, spirit
Leeds United - Sad state
Leiciester City - One yearers
Liverpool - Boring under-achievers
Manchester United - Surrey
Manchester City - Keegan the Judus
M'Boro - How can they fail with that squad
Newcastle - Potential
Portsmouth - Potential to stay in EPL
Southampton - Beattie
Spurs - Has been's (SMALL club)
Wolves - Division 1

 

[jackie4]

Originally posted by Chelives
Manchester City - Keegan the Judus

Judas to who or what?

 

[sportgaming]

Originally posted by mohawk

LEICESTER - Bankrupt and got away with it

Got away with it?????

A transfer ban (including free trnsfers who agreed to play for no wages), the loss of most of our young stars, the loss of hundreds of backroom staff.

We never went bankrupt, altho we cam very close to it.

Which would you honestly rather see??

A club go out of business, or a club behave in the only way they can to survive.


We couldn't seel anymore players, no1 made any offers for them.

Not 1 penny of Leicester's debts has been wrote off. in fact we are paying back mre than what we owed them originally. as the repayments on the walkers stadium stopped, and we are no paying the owners a rent for the ground, before the payments resume at the same levels before

Don't get me started on anything like that. Leicester did what they had to do to survive, it's as simple as that

 

[henry#14]

Originally posted by rusi_88
kaka?

in N.Z and South Africa 'kaka' means sh*t.

 

[ManU2000]

Arsenal - French
Aston Villa - bad, really bad
Birmingham - struggling a bit
Blackburn - improving little by little
Bolton - Relegation fighters
Charlton - tough
Chelsea - Incredibly Rich
Everton - struggling
Fulham - playing well
Leeds United - down
Leiciester City - down
Liverpool - under achievers
Manchester United - The Champs
Manchester City - inconsistant
M'Boro - so-so
Newcastle - getting back on track
Portsmouth - playing well (for now)
Southampton - tough
Spurs - meh
Wolves - down

 

[Chelives]

Originally posted by sportgaming
Got away with it?????

A transfer ban (including free trnsfers who agreed to play for no wages), the loss of most of our young stars, the loss of hundreds of backroom staff.

We never went bankrupt, altho we cam very close to it.

Which would you honestly rather see??

A club go out of business, or a club behave in the only way they can to survive.


We couldn't seel anymore players, no1 made any offers for them.

Not 1 penny of Leicester's debts has been wrote off. in fact we are paying back mre than what we owed them originally. as the repayments on the walkers stadium stopped, and we are no paying the owners a rent for the ground, before the payments resume at the same levels before

Don't get me started on anything like that. Leicester did what they had to do to survive, it's as simple as that

Surely If Leicester hadnt built the new stadium they wouldnt have gone bankrupt! I feel sorry for the builders, they went bankrupt, because they wernt payed by LCFC, and have now (I heard) gone out of business!


As for Keegan the judus, because of the Fulham-England stuff,being two faced about it, saying he wouldnt go, then does so!!

 

[chatterbox]

Chelsea..on the 1st of July they were incredibly lucky
Chelsea..today...-into the knockout stages of the Champions League
-made up of an allstar team
-oh yeah almost forgot....leading the Premiership

In ONE WORD Chelsea are -----> LUCKY

 

[Frostwolf]

ARSENAL - Elegance personified.
ASTON VILLA - Underachieving
BIRMINGHAM - Matthew Upson is an utter cun.t.
BLACKBURN - Inconsistent.
BOLTON - Pain to beat when you need to.
CHARLTON - Exceeding expectations.
CHELSEA - Blue cun.ts with the faces of cun.ts that smell like cun.ts and are cun.ts
EVERTON - Rooney is crap.
FULHAM - Lots of talent.
LEEDS - Financial disaster.
LEICESTER - Will stay.
LIVERPOOL - Lots of talent but ain't using it.
MAN UTD - Decent enough.
MAN CITY - Toothless
MIDDLESBROUGH - Middlesbore.
NEWCASTLE - Underachieving.
PORTSMOUTH - Relegation
SOUTHAMPTON - Beattie
TOTTENHAM - Lily white cun.ts.
WOLVERHAMPTON - Relegation.

 

[pennington10]

Arsenal - Lucky
Aston Villa - Where's Vassel?
Birmingham - Mid Table
Blackburn - Want Shearer Back
Bolton - Reebok
Charlton - Who?
Chelsea - Russian
Everton -
Fulham - saHA Ha
Leeds United - My strange obession
Leiciester City - Teal stripe
Liverpool - Going no where
Manchester United - Cool older brother to
Manchester City - dorky younger brother who will do nothing good
MIDDLESBROUGH - Yawn
Newcastle - 4th place
Portsmouth - 1-1 at highbury
Southampton - bye Beattie
Spurs - White Heart Lane is in a dumpy area
Wolves - Are they still here

 

[celtic_bhoy]

Originally posted by pennington10
Arsenal - Lucky
Charlton - Who?

I dont no what the hell u mean when u say Arsenal are lucky, and there name is CHARLTON ATHLETIC get used to it they'll be europe next season

 

[Amdy Faye]

Originally posted by Frostwolf
ARSENAL - Elegance personified.
ASTON VILLA - Underachieving
BIRMINGHAM - Matthew Upson is an utter cun.t.
BLACKBURN - Inconsistent.
BOLTON - Pain to beat when you need to.
CHARLTON - Exceeding expectations.
CHELSEA - Blue cun.ts with the faces of cun.ts that smell like cun.ts and are cun.ts
EVERTON - Rooney is crap.
FULHAM - Lots of talent.
LEEDS - Financial disaster.
LEICESTER - Will stay.
LIVERPOOL - Lots of talent but ain't using it.
MAN UTD - Decent enough.
MAN CITY - Toothless
MIDDLESBROUGH - Middlesbore.
NEWCASTLE - Underachieving.
PORTSMOUTH - Relegation
SOUTHAMPTON - Beattie
TOTTENHAM - Lily white cun.ts.
WOLVERHAMPTON - Relegation.

We drew at ur place mate, I was lucky enough to go to the highbury lighbry

 

[Frostwolf]

If you can't even beat Evercun.ts this week you may as well kiss goodbye top-flight football.

 

[leungtl]

Arsenal - Henry
Aston Villa - Blah
Birmingham - Midtable
Blackburn - Emerton
Bolton - Reebok
Charlton - Better than Expected
Chelsea - Real Madrid
Everton - Avoid Relegation
Fulham - Won't make Europe
Leeds United - Improving
Leiciester City - Relegation Contenders
Liverpool - Poor (for their standards)
Manchester United - Injured
Manchester City - Doing OK
M'Boro - Have some quality
Newcastle - UEFA Cup
Portsmouth - Going Downhill
Southampton - Better than Expected
Spurs - Merely OK
Wolves - Relegated

 

[Amdy Faye]

But of course we're going for every home game, but surely you cant say that, it's not just 1 off games...