Denmark's Little Mermaid vandalised with dildo

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060309/od_afp/denmarkwomenoffbeat

COPENHAGEN (AFP) - Denmark's national symbol, the Little Mermaid sculpture perched on a rock overlooking the Copenhagen port, was splattered with green paint by vandals and adorned with a dildo.

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"We are taking this very seriously because one cannot accept vandalism, not on the Little Mermaid or any other public statue," deputy police commissioner Peter Steffensen told AFP.

Investigators have "no leads on the perpetrators of the act ... which took place early Wednesday," he said.

The attackers scrawled "8 marts" across the rock on which the Little Mermaid sits, marking the date in Danish of International Women's Day which was celebrated around the world on Wednesday.

"But we are not sure that it was women who committed this act," Steffensen said.

On Thursday, the statue was cleaned up and the sex toy removed.

 

[Shindig]

Which brings us to another question. What would a mermaid do with a dildo?

 

[ShearerM4]

Which brings us to another question. What would a mermaid do with a dildo?

practice oral?

 

[Ubik Valis]

Atleast she wasn't beheaded this time.


Seriously though, people who do this type of sh!t should get a life/job and stop being such a waste of semen.

 

[Run DMB]

practice oral?

Hah.

Dragan, be honest here. You've dry humped the Little Mermaid, haven't you? After a long night of drinking?

 

[Ubik Valis]

You've dry humped the Little Mermaid, haven't you? After a long night of drinking?

*remembers that Little Mermaid is my nickname for Hugo's maw*



........Yep

 

[::shinji::]

I predict widespread rioting in protest...

 

[IceBlu]

How does a mermaid poo?

 

[Jambo Den]

Disappointed no Embassies have been torched yet!

 

[Tom]

How does a mermaid poo?

bulemic?

 

[IceBlu]

i was afraid someone would say that


now thats taken care of, how do mermaids give birth? and if they don't, why the tits?

 

[Tom]

maybe they... erm...

maybe the tits are for wandering humans that they happen to come across... or fish.

 

[IceBlu]

man, mermaids are f*cked up.

 

[Tom]

agreed.

 

[ShearerM4]

man, mermaids are f*cked up.

Still the best fish though, well in my opinion anyway.

 

[Tom]

hmm not sure, its a good question; whats the best fish?

Cod?

If simply for the chips to go with them

 

[IceBlu]

Cods good.

I personally like flounder the best though. Red snapper is good too.

I dislike Salmon ...

 

[Tom]

we used to have a teacher called Miss Salmon, she was enough to put anyone off the fish-variety for eternity...

god she was fat...

 

[Ubik Valis]

and if they don't, why the tits?

It's Denmark, even mermaids must have a pair of titties, anything else would be blasphemous.

 

[Ebonix]

It's Denmark, even mermaids must have a pair of titties, anything else would be blasphemous.

I'm coming too Denmark