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[treble41]

Oi, where'd my Amy Macdonald sig go, she's my favourite musician to come out of this year.

 

[Sir Calumn]

MMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn,,............ its against drunken rules to pst my **** yp here............ but SG ELECTIONS WAS THE **** that got me bannnnnnnnnnnnned maaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn,,,,,, ****, I recvered,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but right now its like horra comin back,................ I AM PROUD BUT U ****S DD NT LIKE IT............ no way I said but it wasnae kosher......................................

I DONT CaRE SG ELECTIONS WER EOLY THING KEEPIN LG ALIVD JUSTTTTTTTT LIKR I IS NOE

oh ma i wentto a thnksgibign party what **** I ate pie it was nice bt MICROWAVE ******* TURKEY whjat tha **** u gay cook it rite

I NEEED TURKEY I WON AT VODKAPONG

THIS IS MY THREAD I CAN POST DRUNK AND STONED IF I WANT

 

[Run DMB]

Hey guys! I'm totally sober right now! I have perfectly clear 20-20 vision and my vestibular sense has not been impaired in any way whatsoever. Notice how I can write coherent sentences and express my thoughts in an orderly manner. I am calm and level-headed. I am not overcome with any single emotion, be it joy, anger or fear. I'm telling you guys, I'm so sober right now. I've never been so sober in my life. Look how I'm using appropriate punctuation! I have organized my sentences into a paragraph! Man, I have to post while sober more often. This is awesome. You guys should definitely try posting while sober, this is the sh*t. I've never felt anything like it before.

 

[treble41]

Er, I have 19 - 20+ vision right now thanks to a lacrosse stick in the left eye. You may be sober from booze but doesn't mean you're ...

 

[Run DMB]

Thank you for that post treble41. If I was drunk right now I would have told you something along the lines of "f*ck off!" Or alternatively, I would have told you that I love you. But more likely, I would have told you to f*ck off.

Since I am sober, however, I will do neither of those things. Instead I will use subtle sarcasm. So thank you once again for your infinitely beneficial post, treble. I really appreciate it.

 

[Back Door Skip]

Haha

 

[Sir Calumn]

I am now sober and I would just like to say that I found treble's post to be very insightful.

 

[snakeboy_16]

But your post was better Sir_Didier_Drogba.
It really gave me a vision of peace

 

[Mandieta6]

Only thing I don't understand is why when someone is drunk, they go out oif their way to type like idiots, instead of their usual writing-style, which is legible. I guess I've never gotten as wasted as Sir_Didier_Drogba, though.

 

[Tom]

My drunk posts tend to just change in terms of quantity. There is no other time you will see me posting in the Spanish forum apart from then.

 

[Yossarian]

Oi, where'd my Amy Macdonald sig go, she's my favourite musician to come out of this year.

*quickly googles amy macdonald*


Hey! She's pretty! So therefore, she must be reasonably good.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Only thing I don't understand is why when someone is drunk, they go out oif their way to type like idiots, instead of their usual writing-style, which is legible. I guess I've never gotten as wasted as Sir_Didier_Drogba, though.

What you probably dont realise is that 80 - 90% of my posts on this forum are made whilst drunk or high or stoned to some degree, it's only when I'm REALLY wasted that my posts take on that completely illegible quality. Last night was one of those REALLY wasted times, we're talking two bottles of wine, half a bottle of vodka, several expensive scotchs, two joints and a popper here. Usually what happens is I finally stagger back to my room, see my computer is left on and think it would be a very good idea to check SG before going to bed. Usually I regret it in the morning.

 

[snakeboy_16]

waaaw, so you really where wasted

 

[treble41]

*quickly googles amy macdonald*


Hey! She's pretty! So therefore, she must be reasonably good.

There are lots of Amy Macdonald's. I'm talking about the Scottish one with the cool voice:

Speakin of which, why does everyone wear Converse these days, ugly shoes, uncomfortable, hard to get on, they're like cloth.

 

[ishan1990]

Hey guys! I'm totally sober right now! I have perfectly clear 20-20 vision and my vestibular sense has not been impaired in any way whatsoever. Notice how I can write coherent sentences and express my thoughts in an orderly manner. I am calm and level-headed. I am not overcome with any single emotion, be it joy, anger or fear. I'm telling you guys, I'm so sober right now. I've never been so sober in my life. Look how I'm using appropriate punctuation! I have organized my sentences into a paragraph! Man, I have to post while sober more often. This is awesome. You guys should definitely try posting while sober, this is the sh*t. I've never felt anything like it before.

you forgot to indent

 

[ShiftyPowers]

My drunk posts tend to just change in terms of quantity. There is no other time you will see me posting in the Spanish forum apart from then.

Same here. I type just as fine when I'm drunk, and in fact I might type even faster. My post frequency goes waaaaaaaaaay up and I inject myself into just about every thread. I also start IMing with anyone online who will talk to me, and since I type fine, they can never tell I'm wasted.................. until I decide it's a good idea to call them.

 

[rony31]

I've yet to have a drunken post on SG. just cant find the energy to go on the computer when I get home at 4 or 5am... I'm weak and pathetic

 

[Back Door Skip]

I've posted drunk a couple of times, but they came out perfectly coherent.
Either way, most of them turned out on the NFL thread.

 

[Sir Calumn]

We should experiment with different drug/alcohol combos and the effect they have on our posting styles and coherance.

I volunteer myself to be the guinea pig for this experiment.

 

[Run DMB]

We should experiment with different drug/alcohol combos and the effect they have on our posting styles and coherance.

I volunteer myself to be the guinea pig for this experiment.

I'll be in the control group.