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Condoments!

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Stevie B

Senior Squad
Imagine if major retailers sold their own brand of condom, but kept the same tag line in their adverts!

Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - Every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

:D
 
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IceBlu

Guest
Originally posted by AberdeenFC
lol :p

kitkat- have a break :rolleyes:
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hahahahaha.......nice one !!!!!!!!


Reebok - the world is ur playground

if Michael Carlos*son started selling some - Just beat it

Jimmy Dean - Fresh Taste Sausage in under a minute......:D
 
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hermolt

Starting XI
We used to have an ad in Australia for Uncle Toby's Instant Porridge Oats...the slogan was *scottish accent* "Tha's no how you make porridge!"

Uncle Toby's Condoms..
 
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IceBlu

Guest
Manchester United Condoms - The RED DEVIL :D

Juventus Condoms - Zebra stripes for extra pleasure :)

Arsenal Condoms - Think Butt****ing Think Arsenal :eek: :cool:

:D
 
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Gareth

Starting XI
Originally posted by hermolt
We used to have an ad in Australia for Uncle Toby's Instant Porridge Oats...the slogan was *scottish accent* "Tha's no how you make porridge!"

Uncle Toby's Condoms..
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LOL!!!!! :D :D
 
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Gareth

Starting XI
Originally posted by Stevie B
Energizer condoms - Keeps going and going
:D :eek: :D
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LMAO!!!!

Well theres a place called Dick Smith Electronics Powerhouse here in Australia, their slogan is "The Power you Need", LOL!!
 
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Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Metallica condoms:
"Bang the head that doesn't bang!" :eek:
"Ride the Lightning" :D :crazyboy:


M&M's Condoms: "Melt's in your mouth, not in your hand!" :D
 
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IceBlu

Guest
Originally posted by Dragan T
Metallica condoms:
"Bang the head that doesn't bang!" :eek:
"Ride the Lightning" :D :crazyboy:


M&M's Condoms: "Melt's in your mouth, not in your hand!" :D
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LOLOL......nice ones !!!:D
 
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