Club Nicknames ..whats your pick?

[lavdaloot]

we all have nicknames for clubs..here are mines what i cal lthem and most of uganda does..
what about you guys?lets share our views



arsenal = arse-anal
aston villa = ass-done villa
bolton=balls-done
blackburn= black-bum lol
chelsea= chelsea..the sexiest club in world football
everton= Never ton :P
Fulham = half ham
hull city = hell city
liverpool= liver scumbag **** pool:sKIp_E:
man city = woman citeh
man utd = man yooooooo/manure (most over rated club because of ronaldo)
middlesbrough=middlers
newcastle=cartoon network
portsmouth = fartsmouth
sunderland= **** land
stoke city= stroke(masturbation) city
tottenham= totenham hotsperms
west ham = ham and pork
west brom= west bra
wigan= faggot fagan.

 

[Pogba4Now]

Do you have anything else more constructive to do?

 

[lavdaloot]

Do you have anything else more constructive to do?

yes.
handling my work.feeding my family.keeping my wife happy, gathering money for my child who will come in 2 months.

this thread is for fun we can all discuss,share a joke and also ideas about nicknames
if u dont like it then please...zip it kid

 

[NightCrawler]

I love how you explain the "jokes".

Good thread

 

[Bobby]

bolton=balls-done
Fulham = half ham
man city = woman citeh
wigan= faggot fagan.

Ahhhh, the holidays.

 

[curswine]

To hear a ugandan say 'citeh' would make me able to die happy.

 

[lavdaloot]

thanku thanku
appreciate it


its ugandian.... not ugandan...btw....

anywyas why dont uguys tell me the way u nickname clubs too??cmon guys join in!
lets amke it moments of laughter and fun

 

[maddox]

chelsea = ugandian gay ppl

 

[Run DMB]

Arsenal - The Arms Depository

Aston Villa - The Holiday Homes

Bolton - The Soul Providers

Blackburn - African-American Burn

Chelsea - The Clinton Offsprings

Everton - Everkilogram

Fulham - Full Pork Roast With Mushrooms

Hull City - The Seamen

Liverpool - Kidneypuddle

Man City - Homoerotic Metropolis

Man United - DC United Europe

Middlesbrough - Centerburg

Newcastle - Old Fortress

Portsmouth - Harborpuss

Sunderland - The People's Free Democratic People's Republic of Sunderland

Stoke City - Really Excited Polity

Tottenham - Totten Pork Ribs Slathered in Barbecue Sauce

West Ham - West Triple Bypass Surgery in 30 Years

West Bromwich Albion - Mmmm... bromwich

Wigan - Wiggers

 

[Keegan]

chelsea= chelsea..the sexiest club in world football

Wild guess here - but are you a Chelsea fan? Some of the nicknames listed above are pretty funny, but some I don't get...

 

[lavdaloot]

yes i am
i love chelsea
they are best ever team
when i saw epl first time, chelsea weer always champions
i became fan of best team i nworld!!
now i can taunt my man yoo friend and his wife..
my wife also supports chelsea due to me.
i will upload a photo of me and my wife soon
we are due to have a baby in 2 months
im so excited

 

[MaSsiVe]

West Bromwich Albion - Mmmm... bromwich

that was just...beautiful

 

[farmboy]

Arsenal - The Arms Depository

Aston Villa - The Holiday Homes

Bolton - The Soul Providers

Blackburn - African-American Burn

Chelsea - The Clinton Offsprings

Everton - Everkilogram

Fulham - Full Pork Roast With Mushrooms

Hull City - The Seamen

Liverpool - Kidneypuddle

Man City - Homoerotic Metropolis

Man United - DC United Europe

Middlesbrough - Centerburg

Newcastle - Old Fortress

Portsmouth - Harborpuss

Sunderland - The People's Free Democratic People's Republic of Sunderland

Stoke City - Really Excited Polity

Tottenham - Totten Pork Ribs Slathered in Barbecue Sauce

West Ham - West Triple Bypass Surgery in 30 Years

West Bromwich Albion - Mmmm... bromwich

Wigan - Wiggers

so much win in this post.

 

[Bobby]

Arsenal - The Arms Depository

Aston Villa - The Holiday Homes

Bolton - The Soul Providers

Blackburn - African-American Burn

Chelsea - The Clinton Offsprings

Everton - Everkilogram

Fulham - Full Pork Roast With Mushrooms

Hull City - The Seamen

Liverpool - Kidneypuddle

Man City - Homoerotic Metropolis

Man United - DC United Europe

Middlesbrough - Centerburg

Newcastle - Old Fortress

Portsmouth - Harborpuss

Sunderland - The People's Free Democratic People's Republic of Sunderland

Stoke City - Really Excited Polity

Tottenham - Totten Pork Ribs Slathered in Barbecue Sauce

West Ham - West Triple Bypass Surgery in 30 Years

West Bromwich Albion - Mmmm... bromwich

Wigan - Wiggers

Heh!

 

[Mus]

yes i am
i love chelsea
they are best ever team
when i saw epl first time, chelsea weer always champions
i became fan of best team i nworld!!
now i can taunt my man yoo friend and his wife..
my wife also supports chelsea due to me.
i will upload a photo of me and my wife soon
we are due to have a baby in 2 months
im so excited

how can you taunt them when they are abouve you on the table?

 

[Run DMB]

Heh!

Don't patronize me, Bobby.

I was stuck in two minds when I made that list. I couldn't decide if I wanted to make it funny in a "so lame, it's funny" way or funny in a clever way. It ended up being neither. lavdaloot's nicknames are funnier, albeit in a purely unintentional way.

 

[Bobby]

I thought it was funny.

 

[lavdaloot]

so...am i the winner guys? :P

 

[Mus]

you should think about taking it up professionally

 

[curswine]

I want to see this picture of him and his wife. I think then we'll have our winner.