Chygry's thread

[chygry]

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[MaestroZidane]

So the best thing is to root for in this thread, is to be left untouched by you, as it would mean that you are staying clean. Unless of course, you just decide to post random stuff, not linked to those post where you're high. I look forward to it .

Stay clean!!

 

[Dytza]

"Thread of the year" prospect if you asked me.

 

[Xaviesta]

http://swishost.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Carlos-Daniels-Whiskey-Wallaper.jpg

 

[MaestroZidane]

Good Update! And good to hear that you managed to stay sober for a few days with only a minor "relapse".

 

[jschuck12001]

I like reading your crazy stories, do your boys do stuff like in the pic below when someone passes out?

 

[Sepak]

What's your origin id?

 

[Sepak]

I added you

 

[jschuck12001]

Not really, we're not like 14 year olds who are drinking for the first time and doing stupid stuff like that.

Although i must admit i've witnessed someone shaving some other guy's balls with scissors while the latter was asleep drunken out of his mind.
He did only one half though and when he woke up he didn't really mind as i was told. Although i have no memories of that, i guess he had to go and shave the other half as well in the end to make it look normal. Who knows really, never saw that guy after that i think.

Must be an American thing, whether it was high school, college, or even when I was in my young 20's you got brutalized if you passed out while everyone else was still partying.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

This is amazing. Aside from drawing a million dicks on people's faces, my most creative achievement was coloring my female friend's feet red and green Christmas colors with silver toes and hiding her shoes. She walked barefoot through the entire dorm the next morning because she was in the other tower.

 

[MaestroZidane]

Crazy story but with a positive outcome, me thinks.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

This is amazing. Aside from drawing a million dicks on people's faces, my most creative achievement was coloring my female friend's feet red and green Christmas colors with silver toes and hiding her shoes. She walked barefoot through the entire dorm the next morning because she was in the other tower.

Should have just raped her

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I had such a thing for her too

 

[CoolerMaster]

Where are you from again?

 

[CoolerMaster]

Is that question directed at me? If so, then Estonia. Why?

Just asking
Crazy stories here mate

 

[Dytza]

Haha that's so fucked up man

 

[MaestroZidane]

Would have like to have beeb one of the officers to have seen that scene. Crazy story!!

By the way, you should have told the lady cop that next time, she should come over

 

[Alex]

To this day i'm not sure what the hell happened during that night. No memories, nothing... Anyway i'm done for now.

I think you had anal sex with your friends

 

[jschuck12001]

So i couldn't help myself, i've been drinking again for 3 days and i've got to deal with some important stuff tomorrow. A lot of hours without sleep, i thought i had it under control but i decided to go to a bar again to get some more. Then when the liquor stores opened i went there as well. I gotta stay up for 8 hours at least so i could get my sleeping regime in order.

Another story that i've witnessed but this time it's gonna be short.

Years ago (2006 or 2007 i somehow have a really good memory about minor details) a buddy of mine had a little bit too much to drink and threw up. The guy puked for a minute or so, and something happened to his jaw. So basically he couldn't close his mouth anymore after that. He couldn't talk anymore, all that came out of his mouth was this weird whistling sound. It was funny at the time since we were all drunk and high, but after 30 minutes or so some of my friends decided to take him to ER to get it fixed. He couldn't talk so there had to be someone with him to explain what happened. I would have gone also, but my pupils were so enlarged that it would have raised some questions. Anyway it all ended happily for him, all it took was getting the bones or whatever in place, that's probably not the right term for it but whatever.

Damn, I never heard of anyone separating their jaw.

 

[kp41]

Chygry, if only you could add pictures to these stories ...