Best Pickup Lines

[Jaboldinho]

Here's one if you have tattoos.

"You know the saying tit for tat?"
-"Yes"
"Wanna see my tat?"

 

[Sir Calumn]

"According to this map (see other thread), my nationality is in the top third of world penis sizes"

 

[10Ruud]

Nice Legs!...What time do they open?

 

[King]

I really liked this one

How about your tits are made for my mouth?

 

[Mint]

Mint pay all the girl drinks and don't **** with anyone

Give me money to do so then

 

[Arnau]

wheres min whn you need more alcohol




MINTTTTTTTTTT

 

[Mint]

Give us some money and il go buy you some jager ..

 

[Sir Calumn]

wheres min whn you need more alcohol




MINTTTTTTTTTT

When ever Arnau posts pissed I like to picture him sitting lopsided on a bar stool in a sombrero holding a jug of sangria and singing mariachi songs

 

[Filipower]

"Let's not turn this rape into a murder!"

 

[Sir Calumn]

"Let's not turn this rape into a murder!"

Speaking from experience it's actually much better to turn a rape into a murder, then there's no witnesses.

 

[4ndr3i]

That's some good advice right there !

 

[Mint]

Unless someone finds the body with your DNA on then your F ucked

 

[4ndr3i]

Just dress like this Mint :

Oh..and be sure you use a condom. Problem solved.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Unless someone finds the body with your DNA on then your F ucked

Obviously you burn the mouth and the vagina out with bleach, and cut off the tips of the fingers (often the fingernails have your skin underneath). Amateur!

 

[Mint]

Thanks ill bear it in mind .

 

[leungtl]

Obviously you burn the mouth and the vagina out with bleach, and cut off the tips of the fingers (often the fingernails have your skin underneath). Amateur!

Ladies and Gentlemen, your newest SG supermod!

 

[Alex]

Hahahahaha

Don't be a hater Terrence!