Baseball and Softball???

[ZZbatam]

Tell me ****in difference!!!!

 

[Mutt]

large ball underarm...
small ball overarm...

 

[Run DMB]

The difference is that softball players have vaginas.

 

[Tajike]

Both softball and baseball have several differences. The first and most important one is popularity. The best way to analyse this difference is by having a look at the following graph, provided by the University of Tallinn, endorsed and revised by the Farmer's Union of Riga:

Notice how both sports are surpassing midget tossing in popularity but it is softball which is easily the lesser popular one of both.

We continue.

There is a subtle difference between baseball players and softball players. To prove this I will show the following two photographs:

BASEBALL PLAYERS:

SOFTBALL PLAYERS:

http://www.hsu.edu/uploadedImages/Athletics/Softball/Lady Reddie Softball 2006.jpg
(yes, dammit, the photo is too big!)

One might say that the biggest difference between both is their gender. I must object to this statement as I find it offensive to call the Male Professional Latvian Softball Team, "a bunch of by menstruation-driven women". No, the biggest difference is the Racial Restriction rule which applies in softball: having more than 3 players "of another ethnicity" is frowned upon. Oh, and softball is the only one of the two to permit glasses and lesbian sex.

We continue yet again.

The final difference between both is the formation of the teams.

Baseball consists of the following types of players:

• Catcher
• Pitcher
• First/Second/Third Base
• Shortstop
• Left/Center/Right Field

Softball consists of the following types of players:

• Thrower
• Catcher
• Giver
• Bludger
• Lemur
• Left/Center/Right Llama
• Women
• Small famined African child
• Tigger
• Chav
• Barack Obama

Hopefully this has solved your problem. Do not hesitate if you have some more questions concerning this topic!

 

[CarlosDanger]

Both softball and baseball have several differences. The first and most important one is popularity. The best way to analyse this difference is by having a look at the following graph, provided by the University of Tallinn, endorsed and revised by the Farmer's Union of Riga:

Notice how both sports are surpassing midget tossing in popularuty but it is softball which is easily the less popular one of both.

We continue.

There is a subtle difference between baseball players and softball players. To prove this I will show the following two photograps:

BASEBALL PLAYERS:

SOFTBALL PLAYERS:

http://www.hsu.edu/uploadedImages/Athletics/Softball/Lady Reddie Softball 2006.jpg
(yes, dammit, the photo is too big!)

One might say that the biggest difference between both is their gender. I must object to this statement as I find it offensive to call the Male Professional Latvian Softball Team, "a bunch of by menstruation-driven women". No, the biggest difference is the Racial Restriction rule which applies in softball: having more than 3 players "of another ethnicity" is frowned upon. Oh, and softball is the only one of the two to permit glasses and lesbian sex.

We continue yet again.

The final difference between both is the formation of the teams.

Baseball consists of the following types of players:

• Catcher
• Pitcher
• First/Second/Third Base
• Shortstop
• Left/Center/Right Field

Softball consists of the following types of players:

• Thrower
• Catcher
• Giver
• Bludger
• Lemur
• Left/Center/Right Llama
• Women
• Small famined African child
• Tigger
• Chav
• Barack Obama

Hopefully this has solved your problem. Do not hesitate if you have some more questions concerning this topic!

Best post ever.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Tell me ****in difference!!!!

Different ball. Not much else is different.

 

[ZZbatam]

The difference is that softball players have vaginas.

Yesterday I was watching movie, where Tom Cruise was playing "softball"!

 

[Run DMB]

Yesterday I was watching movie, where Tom Cruise was playing "softball"!

Which goes to prove my point.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Both softball and baseball have several differences. The first and most important one is popularity. The best way to analyse this difference is by having a look at the following graph, provided by the University of Tallinn, endorsed and revised by the Farmer's Union of Riga:

Notice how both sports are surpassing midget tossing in popularity but it is softball which is easily the lesser popular one of both.

We continue.

There is a subtle difference between baseball players and softball players. To prove this I will show the following two photographs:

BASEBALL PLAYERS:

SOFTBALL PLAYERS:

http://www.hsu.edu/uploadedImages/Athletics/Softball/Lady Reddie Softball 2006.jpg
(yes, dammit, the photo is too big!)

One might say that the biggest difference between both is their gender. I must object to this statement as I find it offensive to call the Male Professional Latvian Softball Team, "a bunch of by menstruation-driven women". No, the biggest difference is the Racial Restriction rule which applies in softball: having more than 3 players "of another ethnicity" is frowned upon. Oh, and softball is the only one of the two to permit glasses and lesbian sex.

We continue yet again.

The final difference between both is the formation of the teams.

Baseball consists of the following types of players:

• Catcher
• Pitcher
• First/Second/Third Base
• Shortstop
• Left/Center/Right Field

Softball consists of the following types of players:

• Thrower
• Catcher
• Giver
• Bludger
• Lemur
• Left/Center/Right Llama
• Women
• Small famined African child
• Tigger
• Chav
• Barack Obama

Hopefully this has solved your problem. Do not hesitate if you have some more questions concerning this topic!

Now that's what I call a work of genius, even though you did put a little too much effort into it for my liking.

 

[Tajike]

Now that's what I call a work of genius, even though you did put a little too much effort into it for my liking.

Meh, 15 minutes of work doesn't seem to be long if my posts keep getting appreciated. If only more people would take some time out to post decently...

 

[::shinji::]

female softball players tend to have hairy backs

 

[Sir Calumn]

Meh, 15 minutes of work doesn't seem to be long if my posts keep getting appreciated. If only more people would take some time out to post decently...

Is that a subtle dig at my appalling standard of posting?

 

[Ubik Valis]

Is that a subtle dig at my appalling standard of posting?

I hope so.

 

[Tajike]

Is that a subtle dig at my appalling standard of posting?

Don't worry, I'll still make love to you

 

[Sir Calumn]

Is that a threat?

 

[Tajike]

Is that a threat?

Depends on my mood and your willingness to co-operate

 

[Sir Calumn]

"I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary!"

 

[Filipower]

i just love the effort that Tajike puts in every post, seriously he takes more time to write a post to all of us ungrateful bastards than some of the guys at the Babes Forum

 

[Bobby]

Jennie Finch just screams rough anal.

 

[snakeboy_16]

go tajike go.