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Ass hair - Why do we have it?

bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
Run DMB said:
I don't shave anything below my eyebrows.
Liar, otherwise you'd have a terrorist beard, like Arash does. Or would have, if he was capable of growing facial hair. :(
 
bjmenge said:
Liar, otherwise you'd have a terrorist beard, like Arash does. Or would have, if he was capable of growing facial hair. :(
I don't shave my beard. I use sandpaper.

I heard Arash is in hiding with the Barra Brava Taliban after he stabbed a Red Bull NY fan after the game on April 2nd. Can you confirm that, Brian?
 

bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
Run DMB said:
I heard Arash is in hiding with the Barra Brava Taliban after he stabbed a Red Bull NY fan after the game on April 2nd. Can you confirm that, Brian?
I can, however I cannot reveal the source of my knowledge of Arash's whereabouts.
 

Vazza

Starting XI
IceBlu said:
Vazza did you find that while looking for a way to get rid of ass hair? I read this not so long ago while doing the same :$

This is going to sound
but I had my chest hair waxed for a couple of fashion shows and was contemplating getting the ass done the next time I went :(
 

jatin

Reserve Team
rpvankasteren said:
Do you shave by throwing bricks at your face in a very precise pattern?

Err...i was just wondering how one cud shave it very precisely...
as for my face..i can see it in the mirror and then shave...cant do d same abt my ass...i guess most of us cant...

*i wud stop acting like king now-i.e. stop spoiling the humor of ur post...*
 

King

My ass smells like your mom
He is just trying to cover himself behind my name because he got pawned by ruud. (H)
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
do you mean PWNED?... or is that some elabourate use of "pawn" as in a game of chess...

Interesting stuff.

I'm gonna pawn you bitch
 


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