And the most popular password is... (SURPRISE!)

[Filipower]

Hey, it could be worse. You could be Haitian.












































Or Jewish.





































































Or Asian.

 

[Mandieta6]

I have 3 'photoshopped' pics of Gera on my photobucket acount. I think that would be my follow-up as your wingman.

Laugh all you want, but the line 'I'm Jewish' actually worked for me once... she thought I said 'I am the ****' though, which is an easy mistake to make in Spanish, although the fact that that worked is even better, I'd say.

**** Portugal.

 

[Tom]

I think my new pickup line is going to be "I have 18,500 posts on SG, most of them consist of five-to-six words of utter non-sense and pictures of Zoltan Gera without a shirt on."

18,822 - I win.

 

[Bobby]

My account is half-a-year younger.

 

[Filipower]

And that's why Tom likes it.

 

[Ubik Valis]

PaedoFilipower

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Laugh all you want, but the line 'I'm Jewish' actually worked for me once... she thought I said 'I am the ****' though, which is an easy mistake to make in Spanish, although the fact that that worked is even better, I'd say.

Not really. Every single girl who has told me "you are really cocky" I have either ended up having sex with that night, or ended up having sex with her friend that night (and chose the friend over her).

 

[Mandieta6]

Cocky works, but that phrase doesn't translate that way in Spanish. She didn't think I said 'I am the shit', but 'I am the fuck'. Doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[Tom]

And that's why Tom likes it.

Just brilliant

 

[Filipower]

I thought so too, if I may say so myself.