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If you ever wonder how these stereotypes get started, look no further.
Albertville, Alabama -- Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother.

Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville.

Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started.
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You can't make this stuff up. (H)
 
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Sir Calumn

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All stereotypes are based heavily in fact, and all groups of society are stereotyped. In the human race, there is no such thing as equality, just being equally flawed.
 
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Shindig

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"Hey kids! Do you like Chinpokumon!? Then you'll love Alabama Man!"

God damn you, Funky. :(

Reminds me of that Middlesbrough kid that was staying in detention in school. He locked the teacher in the room, raped her then nicked her car. What gets me is how a grown woman could be overpowered by a 12-year old.
 
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Krypton X

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Alabama Man (H)

So the kid was fighting with his brother over a 'girlfriend' (probably his sister or aunt). And then when it doesn't work out he decides to retaliate by boning his mum.

Now what I don't get is why he thinks his brother would be more hurt by seeing this happen than he would... unless of course the bro had already been getting it on with the mother beforehand. :X

Which means he's going to be locked up in jail for God knows how long and become someone else's little bitch, while the brother gets his way with the girl and (possibly) also the mum.

If that isn't sheer unadulterated self-ownage then i don't know what is.
 
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The Don't

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I'm attempting to make a link between him getting revenge on his brother and him shagging his mum. I'm failing. :(
 
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MaestroZidane

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Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba said:
All stereotypes are based heavily in fact, and all groups of society are stereotyped. In the human race, there is no such thing as equality, just being equally flawed.
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This is gold, i'm tempted to put it in my sig.. :p
 
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