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ShiftyPowers

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Some fat bitch is giving a pathetic attempt at trying to look hot in a bikini? Oooo, good job Norelco.
 

Zlatan

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Since it's promoting a razor it kind of makes sense, seeing her eyebrows (or should I say eyebrow?).
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
::shinji::;2939943 said:
I'd hit it too, but afterwards I'd insult her about being fat to ensure she never called me again.

That's unnecessary. In my experience most women's self esteem is high enough that ignoring them once or twice will chase them away forever. Men, on the other hand, seem to stalk the **** out of every moderately attractive girl I've ever met.

I'd throw a drunk pump-and-dump in her too, btw.
 

Mandieta6

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ShiftyPowers;2939993 said:
That's unnecessary. In my experience most women's self esteem is high enough that ignoring them once or twice will chase them away forever. Men, on the other hand, seem to stalk the **** out of every moderately attractive girl I've ever met.

I'd throw a drunk pump-and-dump in her too, btw.

Definitely doesn't ring truth for me.
 

Keegan

Yardie
You guys really like skinny chicks, don't you? I like women who have a little meat on their bones. As to the chick in the ad? I'd hit it and when she called me back, I'd hit it again.
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Keegan;2940280 said:
You guys really like skinny chicks, don't you? I like women who have a little meat on their bones.

I'm sure Lee has a cousin or sister for you, somewhere out there... :icon_spin:
 

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Pedro
Staff member
You guys are too picky. I'd hit it with no shame.


Now, for an ad, she's definitely below average. Maybe she won a contest or they're on a tight budget.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
She's fat and the reason our society (well, at least in America and Britain) is becoming uglier is because us men are tolerating fatties like this and even calling them hot. If she's hot why should any chick go to the gym ever?

Also, she seems to be very tall, and not cute at all. I basically have 3 traits that I look for, and if a girl can satisfy all of them, the rest doesn't matter unless there's something really crazy like a deformity or something. 1) Cute face... young is included in this because old bitches aren't cute, 2) skinny, 3) short, let's say 5'5'' and below. This chick is NONE of those 3. Ick.
 


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