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John Terry sex in car parks
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ForzaNerrazurri
Senior Squad
lmfao...
journalism at its finest!
journalism at its finest!
C
Callum
Guest
what the hell.
Brondbyfan
Senior Squad
See, what makes this funny for me is picturing Terry saying "Oh my God I want to **** both of you, I want to watch you ******* each other’s ******* and ******** on my *** ****, then ******* me" while wearing the Chelsea uniform.
Voltaic Borusse
Fan Favourite
If I were John Terry I would hit that without any hesitation. 17 years old? Caaaaaare.
kbjmenge said:Brilliant journalistic writing right there.
I can't wait to see what Rob has to say about this.
Bet you she got a photo with him as a fan thing "can I have my photo with you?", then bam, you take a photo of his car as they could of been waiting for him at training, take a photo of that.
Then make a nice fake of two phones with the messages on them, and then put a nice picture at the top of the girl as a skank.
Oh and then! Write a bullsh*t story for it, and you know what you have? An Article in The Sun that morons believe.
TheBlueBalla
Starting XI
This is quite possibly the worst thing I've ever seen from the Sun, and that says alot, in terms of being an actual, real story. However, its pretty hillarious at face value.
The girl who has come forth to them with her riveting little story also happens to be a model for them in what is clearly a professionally taken picture.
You would think to at least give it the slightest shred of credibility, they would keep that picture of her off the story, but entertainment value takes a significant drop without it.
If that is the type of hoop-earringed tart people believe John Terry would be slumming for, they need their heads examined. He could probably have any free woman, and probably most attached ones, in greater london given his status. I doubt he'd settle for the near-criminally young chavette with a dye job.
and since when does 30D make a woman busty?
The girl who has come forth to them with her riveting little story also happens to be a model for them in what is clearly a professionally taken picture.
You would think to at least give it the slightest shred of credibility, they would keep that picture of her off the story, but entertainment value takes a significant drop without it.If that is the type of hoop-earringed tart people believe John Terry would be slumming for, they need their heads examined. He could probably have any free woman, and probably most attached ones, in greater london given his status. I doubt he'd settle for the near-criminally young chavette with a dye job.
and since when does 30D make a woman busty?