Orlly?

[Tajike]

My mother - last evening, out of the blue and totally at random - explained to everybody at the table what "squirting" meant.

Is this a good enough reason to pack my bags and leave the house?

 

[Will]

My mother - last evening, out of the blue and totally at random - explained to everybody at the table what "squirting" meant.

That's nothing - she showed me what it was the other night







Seriously though - that's slightly disturbing.

 

[yoyo913]

Did she make you wash the tablecloth afterwords?

 

[::shinji::]

"The Sanskrit word for female ejaculate is "Amrita" meaning divine nectar that supposedly had medicinal properties."

haha I have no idea why this made me chuckle

 

[Bobby]

Pics or GTFO.

 

[Sir Calumn]

It's a good enough reason for you to give me her number.....

 

[Mandieta6]

Is this a Christmas tradition?

 

[Johnny_Big]

Divine Nectar

 

[Jambo Den]

And you thought she basted that turkey in its own juices...

 

[Yossarian]

And here I thought that I was the one who had the most palpably incestuous relationship with his mother......WOOF!