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What's the size of your penis?

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Good map. People lie their ass off about dick size. 6 inches is considered average and it's really well below that. Yet I great 6 in ridiculed all the time! Anyway, probably just people protesting too much to cover up inner shame.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
King according to that map Indians are even smaller than Chinese....

Also Cambodia is the smallest of all of them that I can see... I once slept with a cambodian girl, it must have been like getting ****ed by a train compared to what she was used to (H)

Does anyone have any theories on why the US average is so much lower than Canada and the UK?
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Yeah but they have blacks and hispanics who are apparently larger than whites, whilst we have Indians who are much much smaller, so I would have thought that would skew the results the other way!
 

Arnau

NGR LVR
They (penis map) might doesn't count black and hispanics as Americans, same to UK with illegal Indian immigrants. #Rassist
 

Back Door Skip

Pedro
Staff member
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;3201462 said:
I always assumed hispanics had slightly smaller penises than caucasians, but that map suggests otherwise. What is your opinion on the topic Skip?



Society didn't coin the term 'latin lover' because we had small penises. (H)
 

King

My ass smells like your mom
skiptomylou;3201682 said:
Society didn't coin the term 'latin lover' because we had small penises. (H)

Haha! (H)

Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;3201662 said:
King according to that map Indians are even smaller than Chinese....

Also Cambodia is the smallest of all of them that I can see... I once slept with a cambodian girl, it must have been like getting ****ed by a train compared to what she was used to (H)

Does anyone have any theories on why the US average is so much lower than Canada and the UK?


Haha! (H) This proves it:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm

I wonder what that lady puts on her resume....I have 5 years of experience in Condom Processing! (H) Imagine that on linkedin! (H)

Does height has to do anything with the size of your penis? I always thought the taller you are the larger the size....maybe not....
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Yeah, I think everything is generally proportional.

About the usa, I think it's just the melting pot nature of it all. More eastern european and asians than you guys. Mexicans yes, but latinos from all over central and south america.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
King;3201691 said:
Haha! (H)




Haha! (H) This proves it:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm

I wonder what that lady puts on her resume....I have 5 years of experience in Condom Processing! (H) Imagine that on linkedin! (H)

Does height has to do anything with the size of your penis? I always thought the taller you are the larger the size....maybe not....
I very much doubt it... I know a few little guys that are hung like donkeys....... but I do share whoever it was's impression that fatter people have smaller penises, maybe just smaller erections because the blood flow to the penis is inhibited?

But the again, it's not the nail that matters, but the hammer behind it (H)
 

RobbieD_PL

Unreliable deceiver
Staff member
Moderator
Well considering their relative lack of "height", aren't they at a disadvantage in doing much with their phallus anyway?
 

King

My ass smells like your mom
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;3201703 said:
I very much doubt it... I know a few little guys that are hung like donkeys....... but I do share whoever it was's impression that fatter people have smaller penises, maybe just smaller erections because the blood flow to the penis is inhibited?

But the again, it's not the nail that matters, but the hammer behind it (H)

I always thought it was proportional like Shifty said. So you are telling me that they got the height from mom and penis from dad or vice versa? (H)

I wonder what chicks prefer...... Long skinny cock? Short fat cock? Long fat cock? Short skinny cock?

And about that map, we don't know how they came up with that average....
There are several factors like how many men they measured , which ethnicity they measured, which part of the country they measured from, etc. All you know is that Indians and Chinese might have enormous cocks that directly touches the uterus hence such high population!
 

Alex

sKIp_E
Staff member
Administrator
Super Moderator
Everything I've read says it's not proportional. It's like your head size, and unrelated.

Also, fat people APPEAR to have smaller cocks, as their body around it pushes put, and the cock in.

As for the map, Sir_Didier_Drogba, like any statistic it's down to sample space.

It would give some sort of reflection though, and if the sample space is big enough, would be an ok rough estimate. Where is the map? I'm yet to see it.
 

Alex

sKIp_E
Staff member
Administrator
Super Moderator
Found the map. Australian size would be knocked down big time from Asian immigration. Where I work in the centre of Sydney, Chinese, Vietnamese and Koreans in particular, out number caucasian Australians at least 2 to 1.
 

Alex

sKIp_E
Staff member
Administrator
Super Moderator
Ethiopians seems weird. Maybe loads of West Asian migration at some stage. Ireland is a strange one too. It says to me that the UK must be right near the border of orange and yellow.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Ethiopia has been a bit of an Indian Ocean melting pot for centuries. Just from looking at the people on the horn of Africa you can tell.
 

The Don't

Starting XI
No one's ever measured my penis* so I'm guessing any map claiming to represent the global distribution of size is fictitious.

*over 7 inches
 

Alex

sKIp_E
Staff member
Administrator
Super Moderator
As has already been mention The Don't, it would be based on statisitical analysis of a Sample Space. I'm not sure how big the Sample Space would be though, and that would obviously affect accuracy. Also the diversity of the sample space could affect the result too. If the sample space was almost all one city, or one area, then it would obviously be swayed one way or another. If it was done well, and proportionate to that nations population distribution, it could be a reasonabley accurate guide.

But then there is also questions such as whether a mean or median average should be used. A mean in these cases can be inaccurate, as abnormally large or small can mean that the mean is thrown out. In cases like this, medians often make more sense. But then, if different minority groups of the population are one way or the other, then they can end up totally different than the median. Then you can do things like a mean of the median 20%...hmmm
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
If they went around asking "Would anyone like to volunteer to be measured for a penis size test", you can knock an inch of all those averages right away, because what man with a small penis is going to volunteer!

I also have never had my penis measured by anyone and feel like I'm missing out
 


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