Discussion in 'SG Players Lounge' started by night, Jan 9, 2008.
And then what happened?
Danced up and felt up on my ex at a concert festival 5 days after I had dumped the chick (really furious f*cked up break up). It was hilarious at the moment but oh so f*cking awkward when I sobered up and was told exactly what I did. The funny part was that she actually stood there and played along for a while before leaving with her friends
I was at a house party last summer. I proceeded to drink around 12-16 beers then in the next 5 minutes I followed it up with two gin and tonics. I noticed the chick who was hosting it was holding a full bottle of poweraid so I took it from her and downed it only to realize there was definitely more vodka in there than poweraid. I followed that up by puking all over the living room and all over her parent's expensive furniture, carpet, coffee table etc... The awesome part is that she didn't even care, she washed my clothes, let me sleep with her and even cleaned all that s*it up
Oh man I have so many I cant even be bothered to start answering this question.
But punching a girl in the face must be pretty high.
Also telling a random old guy in a strip bar in Bangkok that he looked like a paedophile and a sex tourist, to which he pointed at me and goes "Do you want me to fuck you?" REALLY menacingly, to which I replied, "yeah, you look like a fag aswell", to which he stood up and smashed a bottle. Luckily it all fell apart in his hand and I was able to run
Infact I have a very bad habit of calling old men in bars paedophiles.
I also once told a soldier that I hated all soldiers and then told him the classic "What's the motto of the British army?" joke. (The answer is "Never leave your buddies behind") to which he got viciously angry.
I also often tell girls I think they're ugly, fat or whores.
I also often say racist things to strangers or lecture them on why I love Margaret Thatcher.
I also often start smoking indoors in the most illegal or unpleasant places, in completely non smoking flats or literally right at the bar in pubs/clubs.
I often steal complete strangers drinks right infront of their faces. Infact once I went to a flat party, walked in, searched the fridge for alcohol, found two bottles of vodka then walked right out with them and back to my flat, infront of everyone. I've not been invited there since.
Also I often start reciting poetry loudly to congregations of plebs at bars.
Also I often tell bouncers they look like various types of animals.
Sometimes I steal scarfs and hats, often from the necks or heads of total strangers. Once I stole the hat from a policeman.
And lots lots more which I cant be bothered to go into.
Nothing too much I think, I do handle the alcohol pretty well, even when "shots", vodka's and all that weird stuff comes in. When, sometimes it all comes out, you can't avoid it.
Well, top must be stealing a coffee chair from a bar and run all the way through the street. Or saying to a chick that she was an abortion, ugly as hell, or sumtin'..
I do have bad experiences with other people drunk doing "out of line" sh*t with me. Like, a "best friend" stealing my girl. Now that's bad, and they still date.
Hell with them.
Made out with a fat chick, said yes to her when she asked me to be her boyfriend. Luckily my friends saw what I was doing and pulled me out of it. She did leave a mark on my neck, not very good thing to have, specially when you are in sales and even with a long sleeve shirt, quite hard to cover.
Drove drunk, and the next day woke up without realizing how I got home..
And according to my friends. I once talked a girl out of sleeping with a friend. . We had a good laugh after that one.
is there anything worse than a 'tough guy' drunk? ..you know, the guy who has a few beers and all of a sudden wants to fight anyone who looks at him the wrong way?
My friend and cousin are like that. Needless to say I don't go out with them.
best place to see someone smashed = fancy dinner/college or office event/convention
One of my friends sometimes is like that. Once he picked up a fight with a random guy for a hilarious reason that I'll never forget. This is how the conversation went:
Friend: Why the f*ck did you step over my shadow?
Random guy: ???
Friend: I'll teach you a lesson then..
His royal shadow
Hahaha, and hopefully he got his ass whooped for being a dumbass.
By the way, I AM that guy. If you're giving me free beer, I am taking full advantage of it.
Oh God. I see that **** everytime I go out on the town. It doesn't help that 99% of the people out in the town are from the local uni and that alcohol is piss cheap.
To tell the truth, I can't remember. I was too pissed!!
Not too bad, at my last staff do i ended up kissing every single member of staff cos i was happy
I'm not gay though... honestly
Tom, can you guess what the next joke might be?
You gotta hand it to Tom, though, he's keeping all his doors open.
After leaving a club I started jumping on random parked cars.
I almost got the **** kicked out of me because of it.
I almost threw my friend out of a 12th floor window the other day....
^ That's way beyond out of line. Maybe drinking isn't such a good idea for you..
Seriously! Unless the girl was horribly ugly, I would have beat his ass.
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